06/05/2026
Gameday: The Juicy Apple Shield 🍎🏉
The Tent Troopers face off against the Preston Park Pirates in what promises to be the fiercest battle Waterhall has ever seen. Pride, pints, and absolutely zero defensive structure are all on the line.
Captain Josh Ewer leads the Pirates into battle, while Seb Short marshals the Troopers in a clash that already has tribunal written all over it. Expect outrageous stop A-go-Z’s, 15-man mauls, and at least one player pulling a hamstring during warm-ups.
Freshers get their first taste of Sussex rugby chaos, while the old boys return to prove they’ve still got it… or at least survive 80 minutes.
No matter who lifts the Juicy Apple Shield, both sides will be heading to the social as one club.
📍 Waterhall Playing Fields
⏰ 1PM KO
🏆 The Juicy Apple Shield
18/02/2026
Gameday: Inter-club Friendly
Kemptown Knights take on the Peacehaven Piglets in their endeavour to win the inaugural John Smiths Cup.
The Older boys will be dusting their boots off, with Ewer and Seb looking to cook some heinous stop A go Z’s, with Sleepy and Bully looking to master their 15 man maul.
Freshers take the field for the first time, unlike Ryan Chai who is still yet to start a game.
No matter the outcome the Knights and the Piglets will be hosting a joint social!
28/01/2026
WE ARE BACK. 🔴🔵⚪️
It’s been a difficult few months, but we’re back and better than ever.
Catch us at Refreshers Fair this Thursday at Stall 69
Also come down to our trial/taster sessions on Friday & Sunday.
Got questions? Send us a DM
11/08/2025
Introducing the new committee for 2025/26!
President - Seb Short
Vice President - Josh Ewer
1XV Co-Captains - Ollie Wills and Ray Shaikh
2XV Captain - Bailey Dean
3XV Captain - Mykel Yin
Welfare - Tom Vettraino
Social Sec - Gray Gillespie
The boys are raring to go, with an exciting year ahead
18/03/2025
THE BIG ONE
It will be the last dance for 13 of our boys, and what a way to end.
See you for a 13:30 kick off, bring the noise.
“No man is more unhappy than he who never faces adversity. For he is not permitted to prove himself.” - Seneca
12/03/2025
Game day
The 1’s jet off to Essex for the final league game of the season looking to end the season on a high.
The 2’s look to defend the fortress facing Surrey. 1pm kick off get up to Falmer Sports Complex to cheer on the boys.
The 3’s travel to Surrey for their final game of the season. Lead by Tommy and his band of dogs, the boys look to end their strong season with a massive dub.
‘All we have to do is decide what to do with the time that is given to us’ - Gandalf
05/03/2025
Game day baby!
The 1s are looking for redemption facing Brighton at the fortress, be there at 1pm to support the boys.
3s travel to Imperial seeking vengeance for their close loss last week.
04/03/2025
📸10 of the best from the 2’s trips north to St Mary’s
Man on the camera was clearly enjoying the game so much he had to take a quick break for plane spotting.
19/02/2025
Game day 14
The 1s head north to face LSE looking for some revenge. Luckily the centre partnership has changed from Fenton and Henry, to avoid yellow cards.
The 2s head to Twickenham looking to start their winning streak.