04/08/2026
When Deadly Gross was first announced, I was straight into the Purple Army group with...
"I'm doing this...who's in?"
What followed was weeks of hesitation, persuasion, planning, injuries, re-planning, organising and, if we're being honest...a fair bit of fart arsing about. 😂 It even earned itself the nickname "The Curse of the Gross."
But somehow, at the eleventh hour, it all came together.
Myself, Coach Sammi, Dom and Devon stood on that start line...and we finished it.
🥇 Gold Mori medals.
🏅 9th overall.
🥉 3rd in our age category.
The results are brilliant, but that's not what I'll remember most.
I'll remember four people genuinely enjoying the challenge. Supporting each other, checking in on each other, digging deep when it got tough and staying true to what the Purple Army is all about.
No missed reps.
No cutting corners.
No shortcuts.
Just honesty, grit and a group of mates seeing what they were capable of.
We crossed the finish line absolutely buzzing, completely exhausted and a little emotional. The conversations afterwards were all...
"I loved it...but I probably won't do it again."
Fast forward to the release of next year's date...
Me messaging Sammi:
"Fancy doing Doubles?" 🤦🏼♀️😂
So...I guess we'll see you next year. 💜
08/07/2026
🏊♀️💪 HYBRID SWIM TRAINING 💪🏊♂️
Looking to become a stronger, fitter, and more confident swimmer?
Hybrid Swim Training combines land-based strength & conditioning with structured open water swim intervals to create the ultimate training session for swimmers.
Designed specifically for swimmers, these sessions help develop: ✅ Strength ✅ Endurance ✅ Power ✅ Mobility ✅ Core Stability
By alternating between targeted "on-the-bank" exercises and open water swim efforts, you'll build the physical qualities that directly support your swimming performance.
Whether you're training for events, improving your open water confidence, or simply looking for a fresh challenge, Hybrid Swim Training will help you:
🏊 Improve swim efficiency
💪 Build overall fitness
🌊 Increase confidence in open water
🛡️ Reduce injury risk
🔥 Push your training to the next level
Suitable for a range of abilities and designed to complement your regular swim training.
📍 Lake Ashmore, Hemingford Grey
📅 Wednesdays 715pm - 815pm
📆 Fridays 4pm - 5pm
📩 DM to book your place or for more information.
[email protected]
07/07/2026
▪️DEKA ATLAS▪️
....whoohooo.....for a first attempt that will do!
🇬🇧 6th in the UK
🌍 25th in the World...
Very much looking forward to taking this event on again, now I've read the up to date rules...🤦🏼♀️
06/07/2026
❗💀🌊LAST CHANCE🌊💀❗
It's your last chance to get your hands on one of these Special Edition Mori patches...
❗Registrations for the Deadly Swim will soon CLOSE!!
🌍Don't miss out on being part of this WORLD FIRST!!
🖊️ Link in the bio....LETS GO!!
05/07/2026
🏋🏼♀️DEKA ATLAS🏋🏼♀️
....done....✅
I definitely wasn't as prepared as I should have been as I'd manage to read last year's rules, so ended up constantly asking my poor judge what I was supposed to be doing...🤦🏼♀️...but the guys over at Foundry. where amazing, so welcoming, supportive and encouraging!
Will absolutely be back for some training sessions with these awesome girls.....
15/06/2026
💀🌊VOLUNTEER JUDGES NEEDED🌊💀
The first ever DEADLY SWIM is fast approaching and we are looking for volunteers to help Judge this exclusive event!
❗Be amongst the first to see the Deadly Swim in action
For your time you will receive:
🎽 Deadly Dozen Judge T-Shirt
💰 £60 Amazon voucher
🍔 Snacks & Drinks provided throughout the day
📘 FREE Deadly Dozen Training Manual eBook
🎯 The Judge Decides patch
Drop me a message for more information on how to get involved...
10/06/2026
▪️Tuesday Training▪️
Bit of a strange training week this week....
Life, work, and scheduling have meant things haven't looked quite how I planned, but I'm adapting and making sure I get to the classes I can, whatever they may be....
Not every week is about perfect preparation—sometimes it's about staying consistent, staying flexible, and keeping momentum moving forward.....
Just 5 days until DEKA Strong. The work is done, the focus is there, and now it's about showing up ready to give my best. Let's go....
10/06/2026
....so, I just received the most epic pair of Nike SB Dunks!!
Thanks best anniversary present ever!!
Skating Saturday?? 🛹
07/06/2026
▪️DEKA Ruck Strong▪️
..little throw back to last month's DEKA Ruck Strong
My goal is to get to DEKA Worlds this year 🤞🏼 and qualify in at least 3 divisions....I'm almost there....
However, think I need to do another Ruck Strong...🤔
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