Hilarious sleep talker

So according to Ant I'm a " turtle twatter" and I need binoculars!!!!

Ant "Emar let's go to the pub"
Me " err we can't love, why do you want to go?"
Ant " because I want a sing song!"
Righto love, since when lol

So I hear Ant whistling for the cats, knowing that he went to bed and both babies were in. I go to the back door, Ant is there stark bo***ck naked with the lights on and the door wide open. After I ask him what the hell is going on he tells me there's contraflow in the garden, but its winter so you can't see it! He then goes back to bed and starts snoring!!
Seriously this man will be the death of me!

Ant " i can't do it because of the sausages'
Me " what sausages love?"
Ant " the sausages with the road block"
Me " righto love!!!"
Ant "but its the ones with the garlic!"

Ant " If the chickens attack you just give them play dough"
Me " And what will they do with the play dough babe as they don't have hands?"
Ant " Ahh but they do, secret hands"
Me after I stop laughing " where are they then?"
Ant " I cant tell you because they're in space"
Where the hell does he go to when he's asleep!!!!

Ant "don't sit there, its for the frogs"
Me "what frogs Ant?"
Ant "the ones waiting for their burgers"
Me "err you what love? What burgers and what frogs?"
Ant "its ok, they have boots on."
Me "oh righto then love!"

Ant -Ermmmm why is there a pumpkin on the bed?
Me - there isnt babe, it's Marley
Ant- well he has a fat head and sausage fingers!
Me- if you say so love, and dont listen to him Marley!!!

Ant "what are you doing, the cows can't sit down"
After I stop laughing " what's up love?"
Ant " they cant sit down because they've run out of rice krispies!"
I'm literally still laughing!

Ant " erm why are you sitting there?"
Me "what I'm just getting my pjs on"
Ant " pjs djs are you gonna sing?"
Me " err no babe I'm just getting changed"
Ant " well bring a friend then!"
Well I think I'll be having words in the morning!!!

Ant " did you see them?
Me " who love?"
Ant " the accountants"
Me " what?"
Ant "yep they're in the garden"
Me" you what love? There's no one there?"
Ant" yes there is, they're in the garden dipping their biscuits!"

Righto love lol

Ant "Did you know that Klingon monkey gravy is really nice on toast?"
Err.......ok then!