31/08/2026
🏏THE President NORMAN 🟢 v THE Chairman JACK 🔵 fund raiser
TWO RUNS. EIGHT RUNS. EIGHT SLIPS. AND FOUR DECADES OF CRICKET KNOWLEDGE QUESTIONED!
An evening at Downpatrick Cricket Club! 💚
The annual President’s XI v Chairman’s XI delivered everything we love about village cricket — competitive cricket, big hits, spectacular catches, questionable tactics, dramatic appeals, strange noises, BBQ, brilliant banter… and a two-run thriller! 😂
Junior Ferguson captained the President’s XI 🟢, while Chairman’s XI were led by our Aussie special import Noah “Aussie” Densley 🔵 after Jeremy ditched as usual last minute busy at the bar.
🏏 THE TWO-RUN THRILLER
The Chairman’s XI posted 165 from their 20 overs, setting the President’s XI a challenging chase.
Junior Ferguson’s President’s XI fought all the way and took it right down to the final over.
🔥 8 RUNS NEEDED TO WIN!
Noah Densley made the big call and handed the ball to Downpatrick Club Manager Ravi Ningegowda.
Ravi held his nerve and successfully defended the total and was wondering himself how all it happened. Thanks to the boundary line superb catch when Sammy Irwin almost smashed a six and won the game for President XI. Rumours go that Sammy Irwin had a secret deal with Ravi to throw away his wicket and loose the match. An investigation has been launched.
🎉 CHAIRMAN’S XI WIN BY 2 RUNS!
Two runs!
Cue celebrations, arguments over the final over and approximately 47 different opinions on what should have happened! 🤣
💥 STEPHEN FERGUSON — 35 OFF 12!
Stephen Ferguson provided the fireworks with a brilliant 35 from just 12 balls. 🔥🏏. He is now under pressure to make a return to play senior cricket from his all new fans.
👏 DYLAN McCANN — SPECIAL MOMENT
Club legend Derek McCann’s grandson, Dylan an aspiring NCu cricketer represented the Chairman’s XI and was looking superb with the bat before falling to a spectacular catch that left the crowd genuinely stunned.
A proper “did you SEE that?” moment! 👏😂
😂 EIGHT SLIPS!
Then came Noah Densley’s tactical masterclass.
Club Manager Ravi Ningegowda was asked to open the bowling…
And Noah decided eight slips were required.
Yes.
EIGHT.
Not one.
Not two.
Not three.
EIGHT SLIPS! 🤣🤣🤣
It looked like Noah was setting up a cricketing ambush!
And somehow… it worked.
Ravi defended the final eight runs and the Chairman’s XI won by two.
Aussie tactical genius confirmed. 😂
📋 KEIKO — OFFICIAL SCORER & CRICKET PHILOSOPHER
A special mention to Keiko, our official scorer for the evening.
After watching some of the events unfold on the field, Keiko was reportedly left scratching his head, wondering whether the scorebook needed a new category altogether! 😂
After four decades of cricket knowledge, the evening apparently had him questioning everything he thought he knew about the game.
We’re not saying the match was confusing…
But when your official scorer starts questioning 40 years of cricket experience, you know Downpatrick has produced something special! 🤣📋🏏
🎵 THE OFFICIAL SOUNDTRACK OF CHAOS
Huge thanks to the ladies on the music desk, who provided sound effects and anthems for virtually every action on the field.
Boundary? 🎵
Wicket? 🎵
Appeal? 🎵
Drop? 🎵
Something completely random happening? Definitely 🎵!
At times it was less cricket match and more Downpatrick Village Cricket: The Musical! 😂🎶
🍔 THEN CAME THE BBQ…
Once the match finished, the BBQ was fired up and the banter carried on.
The cricket finished.
The arguments didn’t.
The scorecard closed.
The WhatsApp group opened. 😂🍻
👏 THANK YOU TO THE TEAM BEHIND THE EVENING
🏏 Umpires: Club legends Brian Ferris & Philip Lennon
📋 Official Scorer: Keiko — and our apologies for making you question four decades of cricket knowledge! 😂
🏆 Presentation: Jeff Maguire
🤝 Hospitality: Club Manager Ravi Ningegowda & Main Contact Jeremy McCready
☕ Tea Ladies: Our evergreen heroes — keeping everyone fed, watered and functioning! ❤️
🙏 Castle Sports World: Match ball and player kit sponsorship
🙏 AdRi Ventures: Day management and food catering coordination
❤️ CRICKET WITH A CAUSE
Behind all the laughs and madness was a genuinely important purpose.
The evening helped raise funds for children affected by cancer, bringing players, families, supporters and the wider community together for a fantastic cause.
A massive thank you to everyone who played, donated, sponsored, volunteered or simply came along to support the evening. ❤️
165 runs.
8 needed.
8 slips.
2 runs decided it.
40 years of scoring experience questioned.
1 unforgettable evening. 😂🏏
The official result:
🏆 CHAIRMAN’S XI WIN BY 2 RUNS
The unofficial result:
EVERYONE WON… EXCEPT THE PRESIDENT’S XI! 🤣🍻
💚 CRICKET • COMMUNITY • CHARITY • CRAIC 💚
31/08/2026