Glasgow University King Pongs

If you're interested in joining the team make sure you contact my page by tomorrow morning to avoid disappointment as numbers are extremely limited!

- King Pong 🦍

Welcome to the official page for University of Glasgow’s most exciting medic sports team.

Founded just in time to compete in (and win) this year’s SNIMS, Glasgow University King Pongs is looking for intrepid adventurers for the perilous journey east to (SCUM)Dee. If you think you’re up to the task, then drop King Pong a message (his secretary will reply promptly) or throw him a friendly like to keep abreast of the latest developments.

All abilities and levels of experience in the field of pinging the pong are welcome, as expert training will be provided to brush up the skills of all expedition members, allowing them to compete in the upper echelons of the sport.

Bats and balls are provided (T&Cs apply), all you need to bring is a sense of adventure, an open mind and a bottle opener.

- King Pong