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06/06/2026
Following a €2m IT upgrade, the Sporting Apostrophes Oracle is back online! See https://oracle.sportingapostrophes.com/ for more info.
Notable stats:
Total matches: 564
Top appearances: Stickland, 418.
Top goalscorer: Corbett, 527.
Cautions: Holms, 6.
Highest transfer value: Corbett, €1,011.99m
Team played most often: El Paso, 49 times.
Permanently injured players: Tinsely, Woodruff.
06/05/2026
14 years ago today, a selection of squad members practicing advanced, hitherto unknown defensive wall techniques.
24/12/2025
Merry Xmas to all Sporting Apostrophes fans around the globe and beyond. Drink s**t up then burn shot down.
10 years ago today! Final score was probably 15-2 to the Apostrophes, obviously.
28/04/2025
16 years ago today, we suffered a 7-6 defeat again UBOC, with Farnsworth bagging all 6 goals. Line-up featured: Bell, Bonell, Farnsworth, Hawkins, Hinceman, Lissimore, McInerney. Full match report at https://sportingapostrophes.com/2009/04/match-report-sporting-apostrophes-vs-uboc-3/
Premium darts at London Bridge today, complete sell out, riot police called to keep the peace.
Today is the 15th Anniversary of the formation of the greatest team ever. Make sure you have a shot or 5 of tequila to mark the occasion.
Milan Jnr's goal celebrations are even more unorthodox than his dad's. The academy is clearly in good hands.
Congratulations to Argentina, now officially recognised as being the second best team in the world.
04/05/2022
Gary Styles.