Sporting Apostrophes

14 years ago today, a selection of squad members practicing advanced, hitherto unknown defensive wall techniques.

Merry Xmas to all Sporting Apostrophes fans around the globe and beyond. Drink s**t up then burn shot down.

10 years ago today! Final score was probably 15-2 to the Apostrophes, obviously.

16 years ago today, we suffered a 7-6 defeat again UBOC, with Farnsworth bagging all 6 goals. Line-up featured: Bell, Bonell, Farnsworth, Hawkins, Hinceman, Lissimore, McInerney. Full match report at https://sportingapostrophes.com/2009/04/match-report-sporting-apostrophes-vs-uboc-3/

Today is the 15th Anniversary of the formation of the greatest team ever. Make sure you have a shot or 5 of tequila to mark the occasion.

Congratulations to Argentina, now officially recognised as being the second best team in the world.

Gary Styles.

Last Sunday's exhilarating start to the inaugural World Legends Ultimate Classic darts will live long in the memory. A capacity crowd filled the Red Lion Stadium, as the athletes arrived at the oche, thirsts quenched by sports alcohol.

Canada's Mills currently heads the leaderboard, following two convincing victories. Darts, known colloquially as "Darhoona" to Canadians, has been prohibited in the country since 1946. Despite this, it is still played in illicit underground venues frequented by dwarves and other such diminutive curiosities.

Lissimore was struck down with a serious alcohol injury, but his representatives suggested his rehabilitation will be swift and painless.

Dates for the next round of fixtures will be announced shortly, please purchase Sporting Apostrophes VIP membership for earlybird access.