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17 years ago today, 20/09/2009, an 8-7 classic against Green Park. 4 goals for Pacheco (MOTM), 4 goals for Farnsworth. P...
20/09/2026

17 years ago today, 20/09/2009, an 8-7 classic against Green Park. 4 goals for Pacheco (MOTM), 4 goals for Farnsworth. Programmes from this match now sell for upwards of £800 on eBay.

18 years ago today. Really disappointing number of non-alcoholic drinks on display!
07/09/2026

18 years ago today. Really disappointing number of non-alcoholic drinks on display!

Following a €2m IT upgrade, the Sporting Apostrophes Oracle is back online! See https://oracle.sportingapostrophes.com/ ...
06/06/2026

Following a €2m IT upgrade, the Sporting Apostrophes Oracle is back online! See https://oracle.sportingapostrophes.com/ for more info.

Notable stats:

Total matches: 564
Top appearances: Stickland, 418.
Top goalscorer: Corbett, 527.
Cautions: Holms, 6.
Highest transfer value: Corbett, €1,011.99m
Team played most often: El Paso, 49 times.
Permanently injured players: Tinsely, Woodruff.

14 years ago today, a selection of squad members practicing advanced, hitherto unknown defensive wall techniques.
06/05/2026

14 years ago today, a selection of squad members practicing advanced, hitherto unknown defensive wall techniques.

Merry Xmas to all Sporting Apostrophes fans around the globe and beyond. Drink s**t up then burn shot down.
24/12/2025

Merry Xmas to all Sporting Apostrophes fans around the globe and beyond. Drink s**t up then burn shot down.

12/07/2025

10 years ago today! Final score was probably 15-2 to the Apostrophes, obviously.

04/04/2024

Premium darts at London Bridge today, complete sell out, riot police called to keep the peace.

18/05/2023

Today is the 15th Anniversary of the formation of the greatest team ever. Make sure you have a shot or 5 of tequila to mark the occasion.

12/02/2023

Milan Jnr's goal celebrations are even more unorthodox than his dad's. The academy is clearly in good hands.

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