13/10/2026
I have a new client called Arthur Itis. He runs a clinic in Sheffield called Fifty Shades of Pain.
He isn’t real. I made him up, built him a full plan anyway, and filmed myself walking through all eleven pages of it because people keep asking what’s actually in one, and “eleven pages about your clinic” is a useless answer.
His numbers are real enough. Seven years in, team of eight, six of them billing, around £27k a month, and every single decision in the building going through him. When I asked how he was finding it, he said exhausted, bored and frustrated. That’s a sentence I hear a lot, and never once from someone who’s recently had a proper look at their own numbers.
He arrived with a to-do list. More enquiries, more CPD, hire another clinician.
I told him to park all three.
Not because they’re bad ideas. Because none of them were his problem, and doing any of them first would have made the actual problem harder to see.
Comment PLAN to get yours. The plan’s free, we do two a week, and no, the clinic name was not my idea😉