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When Barry didn't turn up for the Rentr Easter egg hunt, we got a bit worried... until he sent us this.

Turns out he 'found' a 'bulk supply' of construction materials for his dam 🤦‍♀️

Happy Easter from all at Rentr!

P.S. Nestlé... we’ll go have a chat with Barry and see what we can do about returning those 12 tons of chocolate. Do you want the soggy ones back too? 🍫🦫

Big news from the dam... 🦫

We’re branching out! Landlords, we know renovation costs are a tooth-ache, so we’ve been busy building a new Marketplace right inside the Rentr app. 🛠️

We’re kicking things off with a specialist team of carpenters personally vetted by our COV (Chief of Vibes), Barry. They’re fast, they work for wood-chips, and they’re experts in "open-plan" living (mostly by removing your doors).

Check out our first wave of contractors before the launch offer expires at midday!

In honour of , Barry’s been busy with his rhymes (and your savings).

So, don’t pay an extra £50 just to be seen,
Come with Rentr and live the landlord dream. ✨

For £45, you get the full spread:
✅ Rightmove & Zoopla (to get you ahead)
✅ 2 Free References
✅ A Free AST

Why settle for less when you can have the best? 🏘️

Grab the deal at https://eu1.hubs.ly/H0sRzXh0

Stop fumbling with your hardware. 💳✋

Barry’s been busy in the orchard, and he’s finally greased the wheels for you. Apple Pay is officially LIVE in Rentr! 🍎🙌

We’ve also invited Link (in app & on the web) and PayPal (for the web lovers) to the party. No more scrabbling for card details or squinting at tiny numbers while you’re trying to handle your property business. It’s fast, it’s seamless, and it’s smoother than Barry’s tail after a dip in the pond. 💦

Android squad: Don't get your tails in a twist. Our tech team is currently wrestling Google Pay into submission—it’s coming your way very soon. 🤖

Open Rentr now to see the new ways to pay! 🪵✨ https://eu1.hubs.ly/H0sNMc60

At Rentr, we know that 'home' and 'family' come in all shapes and sizes. Barry wanted to share a special message for every kind of mum today. ❤️

POV: You've been 'onboarding' him for months, but his referencing just came back 'Unsatisfactory.' 📉

Turns out he’s looking for a cheap 'Open' relationship when you’re a Premium Listing.

If he can’t remember the brand, he’s getting an immediate Section 21.

Your holding deposit is forfeited, babe. Peace out, Barry! 🚩🦫