Leeds Uni Mens Hockey 6s 2021/22

THE CUP

Will we return to our glory that was the definitely legal 5-1 win against the 5s that we definitely won or the great 0-0 second half draw against the 5s.

Hopefully but probably not it’s York 2s they’re a bit good. We have a secret weapon tho. Jaws is in goal for us so it might only be 12-0.

Like this is you want to play remember it’s away so different match teas and THE BUS 😍😍

Fellas it’s the biggest fixture we have this year. The 5s think they’re better but we all know they’re not. They have Joe Spacey playing up front clearly they’re beatable. Please like this post if you intend on playing. I will take it that everyone playing is in attendance at social no ifs buts or maybes about it.

Captain Big K**b Out

Right boys it’s time for take me out the first mixed social of the year. Freshers your presence is compulsory alongside your talent, joke and pickup line. I’ll be your gracious host for the evening and my appearance fee is WINE & 4 VKS or WKDS. Remember to look smart and sexy for the ladies and practice your ability to speak in front of a crowd. I’ll see you at MY HOUSE 7PM sharp don’t be early don’t be late and don’t be last.

El Capitan OUT # # #