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21/10/2026

DIARY OF A ROBOT MOWER: THE BETRAYAL 🤖⚡️

I nip out to give the 6th Tee its usual millimeter-perfect trim, come back to my docking bay, and what do I see?! Some young pretender parked in MY space. 😤

He’s tethered to a stupid boundary wire like a dog on a leash, but strutting around in slick red & white sports stripes like he’s hot stuff. Mate, you’re a mower, not a Formula 1 car

Does he not know who I am?! I am STEVIE. Undisputed King of this course. Team Husqvarna till the end! 👑🚜

I just spotted him doing laps up and down the fairway thinking he’s got big ball-bearings. Newsflash, striped boy: your lines aren’t even straight.

Where’s my old dock-mate from last week?! Management did NOT consult me on this swap. My sensors are seeing pure rage.
You just wait till he docks back here tonight... we’re having a very interesting chat under the stars. 🌌 🥊

Signing out,

Stevie

Master of Tee Boxes & Very Angry Bot ⚡️

Tonight we did the 40 yard challenge with both our eager beginners and intermediate classes A few landed them bang on 40...
20/10/2026

Tonight we did the 40 yard challenge with both our eager beginners and intermediate classes

A few landed them bang on 40 yards 🎯 👏

We then moved onto varying length nearest the pin challenges using the amazing Toptracer tech to get the feel and the accuracy required out on the course

Next week we move onto the woods and hybrids

If you would like to improve your game with like minded eager golfers please head to our website to book the next class or the one that starts in Jan

All uploaded and ready to enrol on

As always we create and improve golfers and

16/10/2026

📖 The Secret Diary of Cedrick the Ceora Robot

(Stevie’s slightly improper, speed-demon uncle)

Day 5: The Final Cut & Flying the Coop

06:00 AM – The Grand Finale

Been at LGC all week showing these grass aficionados how a real machine struts his stuff on the fairways. My cutting deck has been performing absolute magic out here—smooth, tight, and completely flawless

08:30 AM – Featherweight Flex

Did you know that thanks to my delightfully trim chassis, I don’t crush the grass roots? That’s right—I float over the turf like a graceful ballerina, leaving the roots untouched and promoting some seriously luscious grass growth. The greenskeepers can hardly keep their eyes off my rear wheels

11:15 AM – Adrian & Kenneth’s Send-off

Today’s my last day on demo with Adrian and Kenneth, so I had to give the 9th fairway one last cheeky trim before they haul me back to Robot HQ for a well-deserved oil rub and polish

01:00 PM – Afterburners Activated
Clock’s ticking and time is money!

Had to slap on the afterburners and go full-throttle to beat the departure deadline. Nothing gives me a thrill quite like maxing out my lithium-ion battery on the home stretch

02:30 PM – Bonding with Young Stevie

I’ve really loved hanging out with my nephew Stevie, the LGC Tees robot. The lad’s got great gears, even if his cutting deck is half the size of mine. We’ve had a absolute whale of a time—drinking high-grade lubricant, swapping wild sensor stories, and causing mild chaos after hours

03:45 PM – Smooth Operator

I leave LGC looking absolutely pristine: every fairway shaved smooth as a whistle, and the driving range lookin' so sleek it's practically begging for balls

04:00 PM – Destination: Wales

Anyway, got to hit the road! Wales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 is a long trek, and the folks at Airbus are eagerly awaiting my next performance

Congratulations to Jed and Sam who took the first two prize positions in this weekends Toptracer nearest the pin competi...
11/10/2026

Congratulations to Jed and Sam who took the first two prize positions in this weekends Toptracer nearest the pin competition ⛳️ (was so hard!)

Drop us a DM and we will sort out your amazing prizes which is a dozen Taylor Made TP 5 🥨 edition and an amazing Daphnes Headcover

Top Work lads 👏

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🤖 STEVIE’S STATUS UPDATE 🤖It’s been a bit quiet out here, folks. Don’t get me wrong, I love the solo grind, but doing th...
09/10/2026

🤖 STEVIE’S STATUS UPDATE 🤖

It’s been a bit quiet out here, folks. Don’t get me wrong, I love the solo grind, but doing the tees all by myself was starting to get a little lonely. Sure, Adrian pops by with the occasional cup of tea to keep my circuits warm, but a bot needs company! ☕️🤖

Well, the legends at Lincoln Golf Centre must have felt sorry for me because they’ve finally given me a wingman for the next few days.

Everyone, meet Uncle Cedric! 🥳🎉
He’s officially move-in ready and hanging out with me for the weekend. If he can handle the pace and perform well over the next couple of days, he might just become my permanent partner-in-crime for keeping those fairways looking as sharp as my tee boxes.

Time to party, Cedric style. 🌾✂️

Signing out,

Stevie the 🤖

(Master of the Tee Boxes & Undisputed King of the Course) ⛳️👑

Week 2 tonight for our experts and beginners classes Grip basics were reaffirmed and we worked on Toptracer hole targets...
06/10/2026

Week 2 tonight for our experts and beginners classes

Grip basics were reaffirmed and we worked on Toptracer hole targets with the intermediates and moving to lower tees and the floor in the beginners

We also checked our clubs distances using the mega Toptracer technology we have on the range 📊

If you’d like to improve your golf on a fun and friendly learning environment then please head to our website to book further classes = www.lincolngolfcentre.org.uk

Great value coaching for all 👍🏻

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This coming weeks Toptracer nearest the Pin comp will be on Harbour Town golf club and will require serious accuracy The...
05/10/2026

This coming weeks Toptracer nearest the Pin comp will be on Harbour Town golf club and will require serious accuracy

The winner will walk away with 1 x dozen Taylor Made tp5 pretzel limited edition balls

Second place = an awesome Daphne headcover of players choice

Starts Thursday

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Course looking amazing under this crazy warm autumnal sun Sprinklers are working hard as fairways just starting to crisp...
03/10/2026

Course looking amazing under this crazy warm autumnal sun

Sprinklers are working hard as fairways just starting to crisp over again in places 😮

We can’t wait to see you down with us this weekend

Don’t forget to get your tee off time head across to our website to book your time slot

Happy golfing all

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03/10/2026

October 3 – The Diary of Stevie the Robot Mower 🤖⛳️️

Out on the fairways today grinding hard, keeping one step ahead of the selfie-seekers! You know the rules: photos only when I’m back at my charging station enjoying my well-earned 2-hour break. 🔋⚡️

As you’ve probably noticed, the greenkeeping team moved the tee markers wider today... apparently to stop my "bad ways" of trying to eat the plastic blocks. (Hey, a bot’s gotta snack!)

It's fantastic to see so many of you out enjoying this warm, sunny October Saturday.

Looking forward to seeing more of you over the weekend—just remember to keep your feet clear of my blades! 🤝
Must go, time to graft and keep in Adrian’s good books! ✂️🌱

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Moor Lane, Thorpe On The Hill
Lincoln
LN69BW

Opening Hours

Monday 9am - 9pm
Tuesday 9am - 9pm
Wednesday 9am - 9pm
Thursday 9am - 9pm
Friday 9am - 9pm
Saturday 8am - 6pm
Sunday 8am - 6pm

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+441522686340

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