16/07/2026
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16/07/2026
Ok, so now you know your Sunday is freed up , get yourself tickets for your coaches fight on Saturday in lincoln at Fight Factory
Ash will be moving forward with skill, it might look confusing to some , she will be defending and counter striking taking control of the pitch, sorry, ring .
When she’s ahead, she will continue to push forward and not hang around her corner team as the fight is still on and you fight until the end
She will not be punching herself in the face or giving the other team free face punches or control of the ring constantly
She’s paid nothing to do this, not even hundreds of millions of £££££
You see her every day on the mats turning yup in her little old mini to coach you with enthusiasm and passion
Now I’ve pixxed you off, buy tickets in reception to support your coach and take your anger out by starting a fight in the car park on Saturday night wearing a Fight Factory T-shirt 👕
Shawn will be happy with the sales , he might even do an offer on a few
😎👊🤷🏿♂️
15/07/2026
Support your coach support your club
Ash is fighting in lincoln this Saturday
Tickets £30 available on reception
14/07/2026
Women only class every Friday @ 6.30 pm
Want to really make Fridays kick off the weekend?
Then book a hyperbaric oxygen session or Red Light or Floatation before your class with Ash
You are worth it 🥳
Call 01522 543787 to speak to Beckie or ask to look around when you are in next
11/07/2026
Can anyone nip to fight factory this morning and pick up the tickets, ?
They shut at 11am
I keep getting back to Saxilby before I remember
Ash fights next Saturday
Anyone?
10/07/2026
Any help greatly appreciated , link below
World championships are fast approaching
We’ve still got flights to pay for.
And We’ve been given the categories we can enter, first category will cost €100 and any additional will cost €85. So several hundred euros there
I’ve been out at the ISKA British open recently and won gold in the K1 kickboxing to prepare. Costing me £90 to enter + food and travel costs.
I’m also travelling up to Scotland soon to competed in the Iska tournament for some fight prep for the worlds,
With some costly categories and flights to pay for any help no matter how little will be greatly appreciated and returned any way I can.
Here’s my go fund me for those asking.
https://gofund.me/ea7e696bd
09/07/2026
Open from 9 am until 6 pm every Friday now
As Function First members you already get 10% off all treatments
During July you get a free compression suit squeeze with every cryotherapy booked
Plus on Fridays you get a red light for £10 when you book a hyperbaric or float
One life, one body, crumbling nhs, every conspiracy came true 😂
Take some responsibility for your future self
Yeah yeah, your a trooper ignoring the pain and carrying on working , such a martyr
That is until you need months off because you ignored it
As a employee I can speak for all employees
We think your a bloody idiot 😎😂
This is AI marketing, not me , I think that’s evidently obvious isn’t it ?
So rude