Smash Palace

27/10/2026

She picked up the bat🏏 Looked at the teapot 🫖
Gave it a respectful first swing.
Then the room found out who she really was. 😤

Bottles. Plates. Everything. Gone.

Fancy a smash?

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24/10/2026

24/10/2026

Big shout out to whoever just called on an anonymous number, I enjoyed both of us just screaming down the phone, hope it let a little anger out for you ⚒️

If you want the full real deal though, you have to come in to experience this stress relief 😁

Get booking: smashpalace.co.uk

24/10/2026

Today will be the first time our adverts are shown at the Lincoln City Football Club game today! First person to send us a snap of it gets a free smash session for two 👀⚒️

Come on you Imps 😈⚽

Proud to be supporting ⚒️

23/10/2026

Billie Jean is not my lover… 🕺
.but these plates just got absolutely ruined 💥
Dancing. Smashing. Living their best life.

All in one session.
⚒️Come for the chaos. Stay for the moves.⚒️

21/10/2026

Line them up.Take a breath.Then obliterate every single one into a billion glittering pieces. 💥

Bottles don’t stand a chance.
Neither does your stress.

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20/10/2026

What would you do? Would you try your hardest to break through it or would you stay away from it? ⚒️

One of them ACTUALLY BROKE today, think its been close to 6 months it was in there. Wowzer 😍

Wanna Smash? Get Booking > Link in Bio

16/10/2026

The GoPro signed up for a quiet life.

Film a bit of smashing. Job done.
Instead it’s currently mid-air after taking a direct hit from a fire extinguisher.
For £10, we put cameras in the room so you can watch the carnage back later.

Sometimes the camera just becomes part of the carnage.
Sorry, little mate.

You knew the risks.

15/10/2026

Proud to say we are now a proud supporter of Lincoln City Football Club

Keep your eye out for our adverts on the big screen at the home games ⚽⚒️

Fancy a smash? Get booking below..

Smashpalace.co.uk

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14/10/2026

Feeling tense?

Good. Bring it.
We’re not here to talk about your chakras. We’re here to hand you protective gear and let you go full demolition mode.
Smash the stress, Smash the week.
Smash whatever’s been sitting on your shoulders.
Then walk out grinning like an idiot.
That’s the deal.
Book your session. Unleash. Leave lighter.
smashpalace.co.uk