High Court Of Liverpool

Official Announcement:

Those LFC ticket holder fans who could not enter in the stadium will be allowed to enter in and will be made to watch Salah's highlights all night.

Putting Luiz Suarez's jerseys/statues/photo frames anywhere in merseyside is banned and an act of f**k*n treason.

A petition from Liverpool fans to ban Lionel Messi has passed 5,000 signatures after several believe he 'punched' Fabinho in the incident which saw the Argentine win the free-kick for his second goal. The court has handed over the molestation victims Virgil and Trent in police protection.

Citizens claiming Alexander Arnold to be the best full back in the league will be admitted in Carragher mental hospital as doctors suspect they are infected with delusion syndrome at final stage.

Citizens need to calm down for missing of Mohd. Salah as football player Ashley Young will be investigated for his know how. Liverpool City Police Department feels that he will he found soon.

Football player Eric Bailey will be given "Consolation award" after scoring the only goal for the team known for deadliest attacking trio in whole Europe.

Liverpool Police is searching for a football referee Jonathan Moss and has announced 75M£ bounty on person who hands him alive. The court feels this 75M£ will still be a better investment then that in past.

Citizens are advised to hide/remove all those big money banters/trolls for likes of Pogba , De Bruyne, Stones etc as after enlightening statement of the manager on his new signing, it is fair to focus on quality and forget the price paid.

After getting knocked out of all domestic cup competitions and League win looking as faded as for past 2 decades, club is advised to farm potatoes at Anfield so that they will have something to lift in May.

Southampton FC is to be investigated by Consumer forum after City club lodged complaint over them for selling a mediocre product yet again and conning this time by putting "Made in Netherlands" tag over it.

City is privileged to have monumental personality like Mr. Klopp who after winning once in 8 games and losing 'n' number of finals in last 3 years have audacity to talk on type of football acceptable/unacceptable for Manchester United and Liverpool FC.

Club is hereby instructed to erect a statue of Mr. Manager in front of Kop Asylum.

Citizens asking for Coutinho to join Barca for his own betterment will be exiled to Syria.