28/05/2026
🚨YO WAGWAN B🚨
‼️Mans got 4 debutants.
🥷The Big G is H Morts (no governments), my brudder.
🚓Top Boys, Garfield and Caleb from Clarksons Farm (no governmentals and) complete the 3rd tournaments on the bounce.
No camera or media coverage in the capital- the boys have been asked to get some footage and badger anyone that’s famous.
Most of the team will be staying in London for 2 nights. Half of the team think ULEZ is a category on Pornhub. Stay vigilant London.
27/05/2026
Tickets for PorkFest are Live!
We encourage everyone, including players, to purchase one- this will help vendors plan stock and it also contributes to our donations.
Use the code FIRST-20 for 20% off, only valid for our first 20 customers.
The number 20 now feels weird to say out loud. Twenty. Twen. Tee. Weird.
PorkFest
With vendors from around the country, bands coming from as far as London and Cardiff and local food vendors; PorkFest is a proper festival. All in aid of Looseheadz, rugby's Mental Health charity. They most recently partnered with the British and Irish Lions so to invite them down to a little slice....
27/05/2026
🏴☠️ANNOUNCEMENT🏴☠️
After a few weeks of not having a home and silly civil dispute over an unplowed field. WE HAVE A HOME!
was naturally our favoured home base. Neatly positioned as the most central club in Dorset, the “Villagers” or “Ship” have been most gracious in allowing us a safe space to get away from life, chuck a ball around with our mates and even have a bbq or 3.
Playing in Counties 2, they’re seeking players for the 26/27 season so get involved! We’ve seen they have a gym and sauna but the pork have decided it’s far too hot for that melarky.
Here’s to the summer, PorkFest and the future!
26/05/2026
🐽PorkFest!🐽
We’ve given it a name. The Great Pork Meat and Great (GPMG) came very close.
In the very small amount of time we launched PorkFest, the festival has grown massively. The best bit? The momentum created is sn*******ng rapidly. Consider this the first update!
Stay tuned.
25/05/2026
🥩R-A-W🥩
On a beautiful bank-holiday, enjoy our 15 tries leading up to our plate final victory .
Admins favourite is watching from 60m, untouched.
24/05/2026
☀️Sponsor Sunday☀️
A massive thank you to our Sponsors and their on going support; whether its sharing our posts, taking photos or actually lacing up the boots!
We’ve grown and learnt a lot already. The sky is the limit.
We now look forward to Richmond Summer Social and testing ourselves against the big city folk.
22/05/2026
🧱MAIN EVENT SPONSOR🧱
A massive thank you to local legends . They will be sponsoring our event and assisting in making it the best possible experience for all.
Servicing the county and beyond, James Newsam Construction are renowned for quality, efficiency and excellent service.
If you build it, they will come.
20/05/2026
🐋Hump-Day🐋
Hu***ng with our newly made friends. We really enjoyed ourselves and all the teams we versed. Each team fully stocked with good blokes.
Our photo with the Navy Sharks makes them the 11th team we’ve connected with this summer. Here’s to meeting more chaps like .marto
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