London Fields Fitness Studio

“Power to the people”
In these crazy times, when you need your head examined to start or have a small business, with rising rents & cost “business rates etc” we are happy to announce we are here to offer you light at the end of the tunnel as we are CRAZY and have been since 2010.

We are offering Aligned business the opportunity to use our premises. One monthly rental payment . Which will include all the associated costs with running a business.

So what you waiting for , DM us with your proposal and let’s see if can start a beautiful new relationship/ ships as we’re poly, sorry it’s the modern way 😂)
Good luck 🥰

Will be living the dream again tomorrow!
Remember we are closed tomorrow back Tuesday , see you then . Plus class passes are available… if buy now, I can go large burger 🍔 🍔 🍔 😂

“Bye Bye” have a fantastic break guys, see you all on the other side , I’m planning on eating my own body weight in junk food… 😂 missing you already …mmmm 😂🤔😉💕

“April Fools “ sorry 😂

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New Class Alert, “zoolander” class has landed. Every Sunday at 11am … get catwalk and selfie stick ready. With industry professionals on hand… included in April class pass 😉😘

See you all there beautiful people, booking only, must DM if wish to strut your stuff.

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Hey party people 🥳! “ Don’t be an April fool and get your class pass sharpish” before all that chocolate takes effect 😂, Available online or at studio 🥳😘

https://www.londonfieldsfitness.com/store

#2026 April2026

Hey party people, hope you’re all well, so the latest on my journey post arch co break up and turning down the hotties (investors).

You’ll be glad to hear, Iv been on a few successful dates 😉 ( we raised £3k “amazing” ). So the long journey to finding true love is well on its way. (Safe guarding the future and independence of the studio for many years) plus thank you guys for the great date ideas (ideas for raising funds, keep them coming as well as the spare cash, so grateful , as dating is expensive 😂 DM us )

Plus remember I’m (we ) always open to broadening our horizons 😉 and mixing it up “naughty” 😘. ( open to aligned business to partner up with, so Dm us, you never know could be a match made in heaven as we want to share the love)

The journey of love is never smooth (since 2010) but together we can continue this joyous love affair for many more years to come. 💕

“I know these messages are weird. But we’re weird 😂” You Love it 🫶💕
(weird since 2010.)

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