King's College London Lacrosse

Wooo GKT or something idk💛
Will we win? Probably not 🥲
Will we try? We’ll give it a go 😃

Wining is not what matters, trying is, so lets try our hards GKT 💪

YELLOWWWWW⭐️

“There was no one left to beat, so we’ve turned on each other.” - William (trying to sound hard)

At long last, it’s finally time for Macadam. Forget Varsity (we know UCL are trying to). It’s time for what actually matters: a not so friendly scrimmage between KCL and GKT.

Good drafting by Will, very questionable trades by Jaydon. Ollie is finally back from his LSE hiatus, ready to blow up his knees again. Gryph is here. Will he actually try? Doubtful. Elsa is back (we haven’t seen her since Manchester). Alex and Raph, our favorite Frenchmen, are ready to injure their own teammates some more. Wisdom has finally caught up to Nils —he’s finally accepted that lacrosse is better than American Football. Last but not least, Amir is here, and if you know you know, as his Varsity bio so explained.

Varsity 2026 - Rory - “after single-handedly leading the St.Andrews team, this post-grad is stepping up for her first varsity for kcl. she only plays when the sun is shining so keep checking the forecast 🙏”

Varsity 2026 - Emilia - “Although this fresh has swiping checks (i’m surprised she hasn’t been sent off more) her shots leave the net and the goalie shaking. watch out for this attackers lax skills”

Varsity 2026 - Adelaide - “yet another IR lax player, this american is following the footsteps of our current captains next year. attack, defence, coach, goalie? adelaide is a women of many talents and she’s ready to put ucl in their place 💪”

Varsity 2026 - Ina - “Back from a KCL lax hiatus, she’s back, and she’s basically our secret weapon. fast, focused and formidable in defence (from what i can remember anyway), ucl have to watch out for this defender. “

Varsity 2026 - Amy - “so good ucl thought she was american, the lacrosse gods have blessed us and given us a player trained in dhuram. being both our coach and our star player, this girl lives and breathes lacrosse”

Varsity 2026 - Zoe - “rarely seen without a lime bike an even more rarely missing the target. her signature turn and shoot is as reliable as her transport choices - quick, efficient and always getting the job done. ucl goalies hate to see her coming.”

Varsity 2026 - Amelie - “Amelie’s appearances at games might be rare, but when she does, she can’t resist the net. Her effortless cradling, pinpoint shots, and lethal cuts, UCL goalies better watch out for this formidable attacker.”

Varsity 2026 - Vivienne - “Dominating the midfield, viv is our resident spoons enthusiast with a never ending list of drinking games. whether it’s controlling the ball in her centre draws or controlling the team socials by hosting, she’s got it covered”

Varsity 2026 - Rosie - “known for spawning out of thin air to grab the ball from the attacker, you’re not getting past this defender. despite her 0% social attendance, this ex-newcastle player always shows up on the pitch.”