Bearded Dragons FC

Hi and thanks for reading.

Back in 2019, we got a football team together for a couple of seasons and made some memories.

We weren't good at sharing those but we are going again, and are back stronger. This time we intend to film all our matches, and put out highlights with commentary.

We can't promise you victory but we will give you our effort and commitment, and I hope we entertain you.

See you real soon.

The Comeback

This is Tom Hewitt.

That's right. We have a player who can fly!

Tom is a gifted player with 2 goals in 2 games. He is always first to the pitch and always works hard for the team. Literally no one has s bad word to say about him ...

.. fortunately he recently trialled an interesting moustache which has led to some dubious comments, otherwise i'd have nothing to put at the funny end of this bio.

He supports Southampton. What a saint.

This is Tom Loyn.

Tom is our club chairman, financier and defacto owner. He organises our social games and signed us up to Dream Leagues

Without him we probably wouldn't have a platform to play ... therefore:

This is the man responsible for you guys getting these bios in your feed, so please direct your anger towards him.

This is Ash "The Rage" Allerton

Ash is new to football, having only started playing last year. He's compact, tough and angry. We brought him into the Dragons to stop players on other teams from stealing Sam Kinge's sherbet lemons.

He scored his first ever competitive goal last night against Getty Images and it was the first time anyone had seen him smile ... including his mum. She thanked us profusely.

This is Sam Kinge. He's our top scorer with 8 goals in 2 games. Carrying zero percent body fat, he's one of our quickest players.

I found him looking through the window of a sweet shop. He told me he'd do anything for a bag of sherbet lemons ... so I asked him to bang goals in for the Dragons.

He supports Norwich, watches cartoons and wants your support.

Tonight at 18:00, we play Getty Images (we assume that's a company name).

This team look well organised and of average ability. So a bit like us if you take out the well organised bit.

They gave Spaniards FC (easily the best team in our league) a run for their money last week but eventually lost out.

I expect a close match which we could win if we work hard enough. Our team is up for it, so send us a quick like or some words of encouragement to share with the lads.

Some team pics/player bios will be coming shortly.

Add us on twitter for the social media football funnies.

Bearded Dragons on Twitter “"He got and armband and a card. I don't even get a card!" https://t.co/YNfUKQ0F4C”

Bearded Dragons FC are playing their first 6-a-side game tonight ... our kits haven't arrived yet but we thought we'd share this to er ... get the ball rolling.

Highlights from the games will be shared here. We're not the best team ... but we are a team.

Seems silly to ask you to support a 6's team? Well watch this space. We're going places.

Just setting up our social media rush ...

.. all you incoming fans, I just want to thank you in advance for liking this page.

I told the boys I could make them famous ... they didn't believe me.

Let's prove them wrong.