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23/10/2026

Here’s an invitation for anyone who loves astrology but occasionally reads an explanation and thinks, “Lovely. Could somebody translate that?”

Which term would you most like explained properly?

Dispositor? Modality? Angular? Detriment? Astrology does enjoy making the entrance exam sound far more complicated than is actually necessary.

I’m introducing Learn Astrology Piece By Piece through a Halloween sequence in which the veil gradually lifts. The course takes the same approach: introduce an idea, explain it clearly, give it a backdrop, then build on it.

Sixteen AstroBites FREE lessons, with room for the questions people sometimes feel far too embarrassed to ask.

Put one of those questions in the comments. Chances are, somebody else has been wondering too.

Keep your eyes peeled as we count down to the very first lesson / article.
Either follow here, or on Substack where they will be posted. 🙇🏼‍♂️🙏🎃

23/10/2026

You don’t need a bigger hammer for every problem. Sometimes you need to notice why the gear won’t turn.

Mars in astrology describes how we pursue, defend, compete and act. Following its cycle gives us more to work with than “expect arguments” or “you’ll have loads of energy”. Neither qualifies as a complete reading. Shocking, I know.

In the new AstroBites article, Mars: The Art of Using Your Fire, we follow the return, opening square, opposition and closing square, exploring what each turning point asks us to examine.

When do you begin? When do you adjust? What does an encounter reveal? And when does continued effort become an expensive attachment to the original plan?

The free opening introduces the cycle. The AstroBuffet takes you further into chart conditions, houses and practical reference tables.

Which do you find harder: getting started, changing your approach or knowing when to stop?

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23/10/2026

Someone else doing well is not evidence that you’re doing badly……

Go on - read that again before your inner critic turns somebody’s good news into a disciplinary hearing.

A friend launches something. A stranger shares work they’ve spent months getting brave enough to show. Someone takes a small step that looks ordinary from the outside but cost them a considerable amount of courage.

Instead of tearing them down, why not lift them up?

You have a choice about what happens next.

Be interested, ask about it, tell them what you liked. If their work helped you, say how. Specific encouragement gives people something solid to remember when doubt gets loud.

Instead of tearing them down, why not lift them up?

And yes, you can be pleased for them while feeling frustrated about your own progress. You’re human. Nobody expects you to achieve spiritual enlightenment in a comments section.

Just give generosity a chance to speak before comparison grabs the microphone.

Astrology reminds us to pay attention to timing. There are seasons for beginning, seasons for doing the unglamorous work, and moments when something finally becomes visible. Your friend’s breakthrough may arrive while you’re still wrestling with the instructions.

Their news can still be good news.

Instead of tearing them down, why not lift them up?

Be someone people feel safe telling when life goes well.

There’s enough difficulty in getting something off the ground. A little encouragement shouldn’t require a favourable planetary alignment.

Be nice! It costs nothing! 🙇🏼‍♂️🙏

21/10/2026

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard!

Thami Simiso Nxumalo,
Puma Tony,
Mwape Chol'a

21/10/2026

Something is stirring. And for once, we can leave Mercury out of it!

As 🎃Halloween🎃 approaches, the veil begins to lift on a new FREE AstroBites series:

🔑 LEARN ASTROLOGY PIECE BY PIECE

Sixteen lessons to help you find your way through the signs, planets, houses and aspects, with clear explanations and practical examples.

Perhaps you’ve looked at your birth chart and felt there was something worth understanding beneath that glorious tangle of symbols.

That curiosity is your starting point.

Over the coming days, I’ll be opening the veil a little further. Follow along. There’s an invitation coming……

What first drew you towards astrology?

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard!Thami Simiso Nxumalo, Puma Tony, Mwape Chol'a
20/10/2026

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard!

Thami Simiso Nxumalo, Puma Tony, Mwape Chol'a

Saturn ReturnSo what’s all this fuss about? After many years of immersing myself in Astrology, here’s how I see the firs...
20/10/2026

Saturn Return

So what’s all this fuss about?

After many years of immersing myself in Astrology, here’s how I see the first Saturn return. Drawing from a full lineage of astrology - from Mesopotamian omens, Hellenistic fate-craft, through medieval rigour, Renaissance humanism, and modern psychology - to give you advice that might actually just hit home.

Getting Ready for Your First Saturn Return! A bit of an astrological guide for this major threshold you’re about to cross.

It’s simple, your first Saturn return (around ages 28 to 30) isn’t about punishment or some sort of cosmic catastrophe. It’s resembles more of a rite of passage, a moment when you actually start building something real, grounded in the true structure of who you actually are. Think of it as ‘Adulting’ not only yourself, but the situations and relationships around you!

Psychologically, reaching the big 30, can be scary and even a bit wobbly! We often think of the long term, family, settling down, serious financial security, the correct career, sometimes even the ‘last chance’ to change things (relationships, ambitions, homes, etc).
At the same time, we are often reminded of our own mortality, through events happening around us. Sometimes we just see the ageing parent, or illness, and sometimes we have to deal with death. Equally, we see new life in the young, babies growing, youth being over adventurous- it reminds us of our own youth!

I've tried to pull together the wisdom of the old masters - from clay tablets to today’s psychological and computerised astrology - and translated it into something you can actually use, meaningfully, without needing some kind of PhD!

1. The Old View.
Saturn as the Big Test: Back in Mesopotamian and Hellenistic times, Saturn was seen as the outer edge of what was visible, the planet that checked if your life was built on any solid ground.

The old advice was:
• Cut away what’s false. Saturn is here to strip out what can’t last.
• Take what you’ve sown since your early 20s, and see what’s grown. Good, bad or ugly, it’s all part of the harvest.
• Go for the long haul, as Saturn rewards persistence, not quick wins.

Basically, it’s saying: “Don’t fear Saturn. Just watch out for anything weak in your foundation.”

2. The Medieval & Renaissance View.
Saturn as the Builder: During medieval and Renaissance times, Saturn was all about mastery, craftsmanship, and real responsibility.

They’d tell you:
• Own what you’re creating. This moment is about defining what you’re building with your life.
• Choose discipline, and not punishment. Think precision over any of the dramas.
• Look to elders and mentors. Saturn is lineage, and you’re meant to learn from those who’ve walked before you.

The message: “Your life is a workshop, make sure you’re building it all with real intention.”

3. The Modern Spin:
Saturn as the Inner Adult: Today, we see Saturn as part of the process of becoming yourself, of shaping your life from the inside out.

What’s the advice now?
• Stop handing over your authority. Saturn forces you to stop living by others’ expectations.
• Boundaries are your new best friends. What you tolerate now shapes your future.
• Prioritize what actually matters. Saturn doesn’t ask for everything, just what’s essential to you.

Basically, it’s about: “You are becoming the person who’s actually in charge of their own life, not just thinking you are!”

4. The Mythic View.
Saturn as the Keeper of Time: Mythologically, Saturn (or Kronos - chronic chronology) is all about time itself. It is not the enemy, but the real authentic sculptor of you.

What does that mean?
• Allow time to mature you; instead of rushing ahead, let yourself ripen.
• Let go of who you used to be. As Kronos devours the old so the new can emerge.
• Respect your limits. Limits aren’t cages - they frame where growth is happening.

Think of it like this: “You’re stepping into an age where you truly start writing your own story.”

5. AstroBites Honesty.
You may believe that you have already entered the world of adulthood, but there is far more out there than you realise. Now is the best time to put your childish toys away, they may be dreams, ambitions, expectations etc! Whatever they are - life now becomes real and serious!

What Should You Actually Do During Your Saturn Return?

Here’s the nuts and bolts, the steps that align with Saturn’s meanings from thousands of years ago, to the present day, and the Planet’s natural rhythm:

1. Build something that’ll last a decade. A career, a skill, a home, something you can count on long-term.

2. Remove what drains you. Could be a relationship, a habit, a job, even an attitude. Saturn clears the clutter.

3. Be honest with yourself about what you want (and who you are!)
Saturn can feel like it’s punishing the masks and pretenses. So just tell the truth - to be your truth.

4. Rituals of discipline, not punishment. Consistency at this time will always beat intensity. Find a rhythm that keeps you grounded.

5. Seek mentorship or become one. As Saturn is lineage, learn from those ahead of you. Or teach what you’ve already learned yourself!

6. Make peace with your limits. These limits are not barriers; they are the scaffolding for your authentic growth.

The Saturn Mantra

If I had to give you one line to carry, it’d be this:

“Saturn doesn’t take what you need - it reveals what you’ve outgrown. If Saturn removes situations, people, hopes, etc, it may be painful at the time, but there is reason - you must grow.”

So don’t fall for any of the doom and gloom warnings on Social Media (the sludge), neither should you be taken in by all the glittery fluffy advice of Love and Light evolution (that’s just spiritual bypassing)!

Just keep it real.

16/10/2026

WE NEED TO TALK. AND CHECK THE RECEIPTS.

You thought the arrangement was understood.

Then somebody says, “That’s not what I meant.”

Excellent. Fetch the paperwork.

Mercury turns retrograde in Scorpio on 24 October, while Venus is already retrograde. Venus returns to Libra the following day, then the Ta**us Full Moon arrives on 26 October.

The questions get practical:

• What was actually agreed?
• Does the arrangement still feel fair?
• What supports you, and what are you paying to maintain?

My latest AstroBites article connects the astrology with ordinary life, without declaring your relationship doomed or your bank account cursed.

Read the main article free. Paid subscribers also get all twelve rising-sign forecasts, with practical guidance for each.

What needs revisiting in your life: the conversation, the cost or the terms?

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