Rhinos Rovers FC

10/10/2026

⚽️ THE LEAGUE IS BACK! 🙌

After a short break, the Lanarkshire MH Football League returns this Sunday with another cracking set of fixtures for Match Day 4.

Three games, six teams and plenty of football to look forward to as we get back into action this Sunday. 💙💛

Good luck to everyone taking part - see you on the pitch! ⚽️

A massive thank you as always to our league sponsors for their continued support:

💈 Barber Rhino
🎙️ What’s The Batter?
🍕 Pepe's Manhatten
🍟 Pepe's Fish & Pizza Bar
📚 Harry McNulty Tutoring
🙌 RTB Plastering



East Kilbride Colts AcademyPolski Zjednoczony Klub Sportowy - GdańskRhinos Rovers FCGlenbuck & Douglas Valley Football AcademyRangers Fit For LifeP2P-Hamilton

21/09/2026

New week ahead & we approach September weekend. Always a busy time & bookings filling up fast.

We have 3 barbers in all week.
We will try & cover walk-ins as best we can but bookings preferred.

0pen from 10am to 6pm Tuesday to Friday
9am to 3pm on Saturdays.

40 years of experience in the shop so ur in good hands 🙌🏽

Book via links on Facebook/ Instagram/ or google….. The Barber - Carluke / Barber Rhino

💈🦏

01/09/2026

Match Day 2 ended in victory for Rhino’s Rovers. A shaky start to the game so us go a couple down. P2P came out the traps flying & tbh- a lesser team would’ve struggled to keep with the pace & keep their head & composure.
I keep telling people to understand that there’s no subs in this game- I need all to be ready & on it.
A few changes & soon we were starting to take a grip of the game. Going in 5-4 at halftime with P2P missing a penalty.
2nd half saw more changes. P2P had no subs & it soon showed- especially with the pace they started & sun now beating down.
It was goals galore as Robbie was masterful in attack. Nick & Hunts kept the door shut at the other end.
Plenty of minutes for everyone- no drama- 3 points & up the road.
A great day for the Rovers 🙌🏽

Refs motm…. Nick 🧱
Managers motm …. Robbie 🪄

Thanks to our sponsors
SVR
Barber Rhino
Boca
Platinum Contracts

Good luck to P2P-Hamilton for rest of season in Lanarkshire Mental Health 8's League ⚽️

29/08/2026

Match day 2 in the Lanarkshire Mental Health 8's League tomorrow.

We face P2P-Hamilton who who be feeling confident after nearly making a miracle recovery in their 1st game.

Confident ourselves after a narrow victory over PZKS we go into tomorrow game with a decent squad. A wee bit of squad rotation see’s Danny & Davy M make their debuts for the season.
Injury list still long with Chris B, Chris K & Stu S taking this one out to recover.

Hopefully 3 great games on show.

Looking forward to this as the sun shines & hopefully rains goals 🤞🏽🙌🏽

Thanks to our sponsors
SVR
Barber Rhino
Platinum Contracts
Boca

,LetsGo

17/08/2026

The Rovers faced in the opening match of the Lanarkshire Mental Health 8's League

Great game played in great spirit

2 good teams playing 2 totally different styles.
Rovers continued with their high press & possession based football.
PZKS went more compact make it hard to get in behind & hit us on the counter.

Some amazing football at times by the Rovers with little give & go’s in the final 3rd.
Weddy was on fire & constantly causing havoc.
A wee Hat trick for Weddy & with that picks up managers player of the match. ⚽️
Chris O even found himself in space in the box as he calmly megged the goalkeeper. Chris had to go off just after this for a nose bleed 👀
Robbie started on the bench & played like a man that had something to prove…. And he did- banging in a couple 🙌🏽

To a man - everyone was excellent.
Chris K back in action. 👌🏼
Callum & Ryan shared their position brilliantly.
McGraw the Maestro 👏🏽
Nick, Hunts & Stu - the brick walls I predicted.
Stu B had his best game yet in goals.



Thanks to our sponsors
Barber Rhino
SVR
Platinum Contracts
Boca

14/08/2026

League duty starts on Sunday with the defending champions taking on new boys PZKS

Looking forward to a new campaign in the Lanarkshire Mental Health 8's League & looking forward to meeting plenty of old & new friends.

Team is picked. A few injuries. A few miss out. But squad rotation will be the way forward for this new look Rovers side

Thanks to our club sponsorship from
Barber Rhino
SVR
Boca
Platinum Contracts

❤️⚽️

09/08/2026

🚨 Sponsorship Announcement Number 6🚨

We are delighted to welcome RTB Plastering as a league sponsor for Season Two

Another great sponsor backing the League for the season ahead

Glenbuck & Douglas Valley Football Academy DVFC
Rangers Fit For Life
P2P-Hamilton
Rhinos Rovers FC
East Kilbride Colts Academy Retro
Polski Zjednoczony Klub Sportowy - Gdańsk

06/08/2026

🚨 Sponsorship Announcement Number 4🚨

We are delighted to welcome Barber Rhino back as a league sponsor for Season Two

Thanks to Ryan at Barber Rhino for backing us again this season

Two more sponsors to come 🙌🏼👀

Glenbuck & Douglas Valley Football Academy DVFC
Rangers Fit For Life
P2P-Hamilton
Rhinos Rovers FC
East Kilbride Colts Academy Retro
Polski Zjednoczony Klub Sportowy - Gdańsk

05/08/2026

Tutoring 26/27 👨‍🏫
National 5 & Higher Physics & Maths 🔬
Weekday Sessions after School ✏️
Book now for September start!

29/07/2026

1st sponsor of the season announced….

No doubt I’ll be winning a few of these 👀🤣🤣

Welcome onboard Harry McNulty Tutoring & thank you ⚽️❤️

🚨 Sponsorship Announcements 🚨

Up First we welcome Harry McNulty Tutoring to the League Sponsors 👏🏼

They are proudly sponsoring our MOTM awards for each game 💪🏼🏆

More sponsors soon.....

Glenbuck & Douglas Valley Football Academy DVFC
Rangers Fit For Life
P2P-Hamilton
Rhinos Rovers FC
East Kilbride Colts Academy Retro
Polski Zjednoczony Klub Sportowy - Gdańsk