Walkergate Football Club

🚨 MATCH DAY ANNOUCEMENT🚨

The wait is over… the boots are (sort of) clean, the hamstrings are already tight, and it’s finally time for some proper Sunday League football. 💛🖤

⚽ Walkergate FC 🆚 Hexham Ex Service Football Club
📅 Sunday 2nd August
⏰ 10:30am Kick Off

We’ve heard the Hexham cheerleaders are making the trip… and to be fair, so are we. 👀😂

The big question is…

Will they still fancy Lewis Walker after he’s had 5 pints of Stella? 🍺🤣

Expect:
✅ 40-yard screamers (attempted) (Usman Ogidan)
✅ Last-man tackles followed by “I got the ball, ref!” (TheoriginalAfrican)
✅ Someone playing with a hangover (Kane Oreilly)
✅ At least one player asking, “How long’s left?” after 12 minutes… (Jack Murphy)
✅ Lewis explaining why Stella is “basically isotonic”

Whether you’re here for the football, the banter or just to see if Jordan Robertson can keep his mouth shut before full-time, get yourselves down and make some noise.

Up The Gate! 💛🖤

📱 Breaking News… 📱

Our social media man has managed to break his phone… 🤦‍♂️

So, we’ve shamelessly pinched Wallsend Barking Dog FC match poster and made a very slight edit… we’re hoping they don’t notice! 😂

All jokes aside, tomorrow is all about raising money for an amazing cause at the Chloe & Liam Together Forever Trust

🕥 Kick-off: 10:30am
📍 Harton & Westoe Welfare

⚽ Football
🎈 Activities for the kids
🍻 Plenty of alcohol for the adults

Every penny raised on the day goes to a fantastic cause, so come along, enjoy the day, and help us make a difference.

See you all there! 💛⚽

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If anyone is still looking for a team, Walkergate are training tomorrow morning, 11.30am start a Fossway Recreation Ground NE6 4AN

Walkergate Football Club looking for players!

You too could grow a squadron leader stache by joining us for the new season.

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FULL TIME | Blakelaw FC 3-3 WALKERGATE FC 🤝

Sorry for the late post... I've been on the missing list myself. 👻
What a game. We somehow managed to throw away two leads (2-0 and 3-2), miss enough chances to win about four matches, and still leave with a point. Peak Sunday League. 😂
As for the accusations of cheating... we'll let everyone else decide whether those two "onside" goals were actually onside. We've watched them back enough times to wear the replay button out. 👀🚩

On a positive note, we're delighted to confirm Asap Alberto has finally been found after spending the previous fixture tucked safely inside Robbie Bowman pocket. Welcome back, son. 🫡

Unfortunately for Blakelaw, John Keltie then spent 90 minutes returning the favour after Alberto locked him up. We accept absolutely no responsibility for his release. 🔒😂

Special mention to the Blakelaw supporter who was shown the quickest route off the touchline... probably covered more ground than a few players did. 🤷‍♂️

Good crack, plenty of goals, loads of controversy, questionable defending, missed sitters, offside debates and enough banter to last until the next fixture.

Don't know who deserves the special mention more, the return of Thomas Kelly or the stand in Blakelaw goal keeper after the original goal keeper coincidentally went off injured after conceding 2 goals in the first 10 minutes 👀
Same again next time? 🍿
UTG! 🟡⚫

Special mention to our sponsor JB Joinery & Interiors LTD

🚨 NEXT MATCH 🚨
🆚 Blakelaw FC
📅 Sunday 5th July
🕥 Kick-off: 10:15am
📍 Bullocksteads Sports Ground, NE13 8AH
We're back at it against Blakelaw after our last meeting... and we're still waiting for them to return Asap Alberto after he mysteriously disappeared into Robbie Bowman pocket. 👀
We don't even need him for the game anymore... we'd just appreciate getting him back afterwards. While you're at it, if anyone finds our dignity, could you bring that back too? 😂
Looking forward to another good game with plenty of Sunday league banter. See you all Sunday! ⚽🍻
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⚠️ HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN? ⚠️
Asap Alberto was last spotted 24 hours ago attempting to escape Robbie Bowman pocket.
Unfortunately, witnesses say every time he got close to freedom, Robbie was already there.
Blakelaw FC are refusing to comment.
Reward offered for any information leading to his safe return.

BREAKING:
Asap Alberto has officially been reported missing after being pocketed for 90 minutes by Robbie Bowman.
We're asking Robbie to do the right thing and release him immediately.
No police involvement at this stage, but negotiations remain ongoing. ⚽😂

FULL TIME | BLAKELAW FC 5️⃣ - 1️⃣ WALKERGATE FC
Well... where do we start? 😅
We can officially confirm Blakelaw delivered us a fresh 5-piece meal with extra seasoning and absolutely no chips.
⚽ Goal Scorer: Ronnie Short
🏆 Man of the Match: elvis montiero
👑 Drama Queen of the Match: Jordan Robertson

Credit to Blakelaw, they turned up and gave us a lesson while we spent 90 minutes trying to figure out where our defence had disappeared to.
Special mention to Ronnie for saving us from the dreaded clean sheet and Elvis for putting in a shift while the rest of us were still trying to wake up.
As for Jordan... more arms in the air than a traffic warden on overtime. 😂
Onwards and upwards. Heads up lads, we've got another game next week and thankfully the score starts at 0-0 again.

Sponsored by JB Joinery & Interiors LTD although they will be embarrassed after today 😭

🚨 Taylor Walker SIGNS FOR WALKERGATE FC 🚨
The club are pleased to announce the arrival of Taylor Walker after successfully completing a medical and a 45-minute photoshoot.
Taylor is a versatile defender who can play across the back line and, according to Taylor, pretty much anywhere else too.

Strengths:
✅ Reading the game
✅ Staying composed
✅ Looking good in club colours

Weaknesses:
❌ Humility
❌ Walking past a mirror
❌ Believing he's anything less than prime Maldini

Club scouts were impressed by his leadership, positioning, and ability to spend more time fixing his hair than the pitch spends growing grass.
We can't promise trophies.
We can't promise clean sheets.
But we can promise Taylor will look disappointed in everyone when we concede.
Welcome to the Gate, son. 💛🖤😂⚽️

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