Queer Park Rangers

An update for you Q***r fans, three of our members (Parkin, Kirby and Rowley) finally achieved their life goals to win the Futsal Premier division, with Benidorm FC. A team formed when QPR merged with Martin Jol. They are all ecstatic and Matt Parkin was quoted "ITs a great moment in our lives, but we owe it all to our QPR days, i still sing in my head 'we're here, we're q***r, we give it up the rear' before kick off to every game."

cheeky x

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What a year it has been for Martin Troll (QPR and Martin Jol's hybrid team) This season we finished 3rd in the league, won the friday intertoto league (meaning qualification to the regional finals this weekend with a chance to play at the national finals at Wembley!) and we are also aiming to win the final end of year tournament next weekend! The team has come on leaps and bounds since getting rid of the Judas Jack-William Cantwell at the start of the year! We also endured broken bones due to Fifa Rage, Calum's retirement and re-instatement (ala Paul Scholes) and so many last second goals to either deny or win us points.

Well done to the team and good luck for the future!
The Team:
Peter Rowley
Nathan Gornall
Fergus Cull
Tom Stillman
Matt Parkin
Chris Kirby
Calum Nicholson

Special Mentions:
Toby Wilson
Herman 'Silver Man' Kisege
Charlie Buss
Lee Cox
Daniel Gornall
Jack Dickenson
Nathan Nicholls

Dear Q***r Park Rangers fans, I am sad to announce that QPR will not be competing this season, this is due to the loss of several players. Oli Guy and Ryan Shefras have left University whilst Top Goalscorer Lee Cox has won a contract with Taunton! Congratulations to him and good luck to all of them for the future. In the meantime remaining players Peter Rowley, Fergus Cull, Tom Stillman, Matt Parkin and Chris Kirby have joined forces with Martin Jol in an unprecedented move which sees the two huge rivals become one, under the name martin TROLL. With the deal the team will play in QPR's Famous pink and black strip.

It has been a fantastic time, and who knows, QPR may make a return to futsal in the future!
Cheers!
Rowley x

MARTIN LOL

Not too long now before Q***r Park Rangers are back in action with some pre season friendlies!

Evening everybody! Long time no speak, but good news, QPR are now on twitter: Follow us here: https://twitter.com/Q***rParkRanger

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At the Futsal Awards dinner last night, QPR picked up the following awards:

Division 2 winners
Division2 top scorer (Lee Cox)
Division 2 player of the season (Lee Cox)

It has been a great year and we look to add to our trophy collection in the premier league next year!

Tournament Overview:
In the group stage QPR went through in second place following a 1-0 loss to Simon says, a 4-3 win over Dyslexic Untied and a 2-0 victory over Quimbledon. Unfortunatly we failed to repeat the success of the last two tournaments as we were knocked out by the fantastic beechwood 5-1 in the first knockout stage.
Goals: Lee Cox (5)
Ryan Shefras (1)
Chris Kirby (1)

We say a sad farewell to Oli Guy but look forward to next year when we have Tom Stillman and Fergus Cull as permanent players, along with possibly one more addition to the Q***r line up.

Its been a great year, Q***r Till We Die

With only 2 days until the end of year tournament, QPR vice captain Ryan Shefras was seen at the Emirates stadium learning from the masters of passing football, Arsenal FC. He hopes to bring back what he has learnt to the Futsal pitch to improve QPR's already flowing moves.
In other news Chris Kirby was spotted somewhere in the north of England and Oli Guy was allegedly caught on camera in Singapore with two local lasses in a seedy nightclub.

With only a week to go before the massive end of year tournament QPR are buzzing! QTID!

QPR captain Peter Rowley will be representing the university in a 'friendly game' vs Marjon on friday. He was said to be delighted and proud to have the chance to represent his university