The Adventures of Bertie Dog

Well Auntie and Uncles and bestie pals, I did a bowser the uver days. I fink it was Tuesday. My boss, my best pal, my mammy I did di bad fingy to her. I am never never wifout di good grub but dis day something cm over me. Mummy lady in red decided she fancied a sandwich in crispy bacon and tomato sauce, ow how my jowls is running at di thought of it. She cooked it all lovely, buttered di bread and got it all ready wit the sauce. She puts it on the plate and cut it in 2 halfs I iz licking di lips. she puts a bone on the plate for me. She get her coffee all ready and we goes over to watch the lunch news. Anyhow she was eating di first half and I eats my bone, then her 2 phones never stopped ringing, I took my chance while she was busy and snaffled the 2nd half, she would n't have guessed but she hears me crunching di bacon and she looks down on floor to see what is happening and all thats left is a wee corner of the bread. I sits there as though butter would not melt and looks round about like her as if di sandwich had walked away.....but the sauce on my snaffle gives me away, I was waiting for it coming but....she laughed and made herself anufther one.. I was one lucky pupper she was in di good mood. She says I have a face that would get di piece at any door. What do you fink ? Luv U Bertie

Happy Xmas Aunties and di Uncles, bruvs and sisters. My wee sis is here from the big smokes for Xmas and i was so cicited waiting all week for her, she's looking good that gal! We is waiting on the dinner the mummy lady says we will get some soon, oh the smells are brilliant.... We looks real hungry don't we...its ok for the mummy lady and my big bruv and his pal on the red sparkling juice we just want the juice from di turkey lol .

I IZ A BIG 3 TODAY ..HOW DID DIS HAPPEN! My mummy lady says iz 3 today iz can't believe that, iz only a braw wee laddie. I'z had a good day, out with di Uncle Dave Coulthard of the famous Daves Dog Days and this afternoon she who must be obeyed taked me di good walks too. The boss is having a toast wit di red juice and I'z been eating the special bones she buyed for me. We is having a party. I'z some good pics for you of when i was di baby and some of my naughty days and some special eyes for you. Some pics Uncle Dave Coulthard took on di walks, he always gets me in di troubles getting me dirty lol.

My London Trip
Well Aunties and di Uncles, my boss took me to London to visit my big hooman bruvver. Iz likes it there good parks and river for a swim. No don't gets the wrong ideas my wee Cousin Millie livs there and she fancies me di big style. I likes her a lot she kisses me, licks my ears and steals my dinner. She has the biggest snoofer I have ever seen. Well I goes to my bed for a sleep and when I wakes up she had piled in beside me...its not like that honest. My mum says Iz too big a boy for her lol. PS I does a nice smiley pic for you hopes you likes it.

DAVE'S DOG DAY WALKS Iz recommend Uncle Dave to anyone who luvs to gets into trouble...She who must be obeyed says I'z naughty, Uncle Dave says Iz di midden and I'z proud I'z di only one out of six who gets black on di golden coat, just trying to match my body wit my fleece ha, ha. Out today enjoying myself and I was so excited to get into di river but it led me to di muck...oh it was all squelchy and Iz luvs it. But I'z in di big troubles ...plunge I'z gets dunked in di river to cleans me up before the BOSS sees me when I'z gets home.
Pictures wif the complements of Uncle Dave x