26/08/2026
WARNING: Sarah Morgan
She looks sweet. She is not to be underestimated.
She will tell you she’s “just popping into the gym” and then proceed to lift something heavier than you thought humanly possible.
She has zero patience for excuses, especially the ones you’ve clearly made up yourself.
She will encourage you, motivate you, hype you up and make you believe you can do anything… and then casually ask why you haven’t hit your steps.
She is extremely determined, slightly obsessive when she has a goal, and apparently incapable of doing anything by halves.
She will say, “I’m keeping things simple,” before creating an entire plan, strategy, spreadsheet and backup strategy.
She has opinions. Strong ones. And if you ask for her honest opinion, be prepared to actually hear it.
She’s fiercely loyal, ridiculously hardworking and protective of the people she cares about.
She’s also the type who has been through some seriously difficult s**t and somehow came out the other side thinking, right, what’s next?
So basically…
Don’t mistake her kindness for weakness.
Don’t give her a challenge unless you want her to absolutely smash it.
And whatever you do… don’t tell her she can’t!
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