Witney Lakes Resort

Witney Lakes Resort Just a stone’s throw from the beautiful Cotswolds and a 10-minute drive outside Witney, Witney Lakes is home to fantastic golf, health and fitness facilities.
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Witney Lakes Resort is a Health Club, Golf Course, Toptracer Driving Range, Lakeside Pub, Pool & Wet Spa, Meetings, Weddings and Events Venue all set within an attractive lakeside setting. Perfect for society or social golf days, the golf club offers an 18-hole championship course, 20-bay driving range powered by Toptracer technology and golf tuition from beginner to expert, with visitors welcome

all year round. Members can enjoy a swimming pool, spacious gym, new studio spaces offering over 80 live and online weekly classes and a wet spa, while the welcoming Pulse Bar, Bistro and Lakeside Pub offer a range of meals and drinks. For more information, contact [email protected] or call 01993 893000.

😂 GOT PLANS FOR FRIDAY 25TH? NOW YOU DO.Forget another night on the sofa — three comedians are taking over Witney Lakes ...
13/09/2026

😂 GOT PLANS FOR FRIDAY 25TH? NOW YOU DO.

Forget another night on the sofa — three comedians are taking over Witney Lakes for just £15! 🎙️

🎤 Stephen Owen
🎤 Pam Ford
🎤 Roger Monkhouse

📅 Friday 25th September
🕖 Doors 7pm | Comedy from 8pm
🎟️ Just £15pp

Perfect for a night out with the mates, date night or a few drinks and plenty of laughs. 🍻😂

🍽️ Arrive early and make a night of it with food and drinks at The Lakeside Pub.

🎟️ BOOK YOUR TICKETS:
👉 https://www.theclubcompany.com/witney-lakes/event/comedy-night

25th September. £15. Three comedians. Don’t miss it. 👀

👇 Tag the person you need to bring!

🌙✨ ENTERTAINMENT REVEAL #1! ✨🌙You loved them last year… so we’re bringing them BACK! 👀🌙🤖 THE LED MOONBOTS ARE RETURNING...
12/09/2026

🌙✨ ENTERTAINMENT REVEAL #1! ✨🌙

You loved them last year… so we’re bringing them BACK! 👀

🌙🤖 THE LED MOONBOTS ARE RETURNING! 🤖🌙

But this year, they’re bigger, brighter and better than ever — with a MOONBOT TRIO ready to light up Witney Lakes! 🔥✨

Get ready for glowing beats, incredible LED performances and plenty of moments you’ll want to capture! 📸🌙

And this is just ENTERTAINMENT REVEAL #1… 👀

More entertainment.
More food.
More surprises.

And then… the lights go down. 🌌
The music builds. 🔊
The sky comes alive. 🎆

📅 Friday 6th November 2026
⏰ 6pm–10pm
📍 Witney Lakes Resort

🎟️ TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW!
👉 https://www.theclubcompany.com/witney-lakes/event/fireworks-night

Keep your eyes peeled… we’ve got plenty more to reveal! 👀🔥

11/09/2026

New Season. New Routine. From a morning class in our reformer pilates studio, to an evening unwinding in our pool and spa after a hard day at work, what does your September look like?

📣 WE’RE HIRING! 📣We’re looking for new members to join the Witney Lakes team! 💚✨ Receptionist🧹 Day Cleaner🍽️ Food & Beve...
11/09/2026

📣 WE’RE HIRING! 📣

We’re looking for new members to join the Witney Lakes team! 💚

✨ Receptionist
🧹 Day Cleaner
🍽️ Food & Beverage Assistant

If you’re friendly, reliable and ready to join a great team, we’d love to hear from you! 🙌

📩 Apply now:

Receptionist: https://theclubcompany.talosats-careers.com/job/938270

Day Cleaner: https://theclubcompany.talosats-careers.com/job/942731

F&B Assistant: https://theclubcompany.talosats-careers.com/job/947242

Know someone who’d be a great fit? Tag them below! 👇

🎄🚨 50% SOLD OUT! 🚨🎄Christmas at Witney Lakes is BOOKING FAST! 🥂✨🎉 CHRISTMAS PARTY NIGHTS | £50pp🥂 Arrival drink🍽️ 3-cour...
10/09/2026

🎄🚨 50% SOLD OUT! 🚨🎄

Christmas at Witney Lakes is BOOKING FAST! 🥂✨

🎉 CHRISTMAS PARTY NIGHTS | £50pp
🥂 Arrival drink
🍽️ 3-course festive dinner
🎧 DJ until late

📅 Thursdays, Fridays & Saturdays
🗓️ 28 Nov – 19 Dec

❌ ALREADY SOLD OUT:
5, 11 & 18 December

🎄 Looking for a daytime celebration?
Festive lunches are also available Sundays–Thursdays:
🍽️ 2 courses £35pp
🍽️ 3 courses £41pp

⚠️ Half of our party night dates are already gone — don’t wait until it’s too late!

📧 [email protected]

🎅✨ Get your Christmas celebration booked!

😂 YOUR FRIDAY NIGHT PLANS ARE SORTED! 🎙️🍻Three comedians. One stage. £15 a ticket. A LOT of laughs. 😂Get ready for a nig...
08/09/2026

😂 YOUR FRIDAY NIGHT PLANS ARE SORTED! 🎙️🍻

Three comedians. One stage. £15 a ticket. A LOT of laughs. 😂

Get ready for a night of live stand-up at Witney Lakes with:

🎤 Stephen Owen
🎤 Pam Ford
🎤 Roger Monkhouse

📅 Friday 25th September
🕖 Doors 7pm | Comedy from 8pm
🎟️ £15pp

Whether it’s date night, drinks with the mates or just an excuse to get out of the house… this one’s a no-brainer. 🍻🤣

🍽️ Make a night of it and grab dinner and drinks at The Lakeside Pub before the show.

🎟️ BOOK YOUR TICKETS:
👉 https://www.theclubcompany.com/witney-lakes/event/comedy-night

£15. THREE comedians. ONE brilliant Friday night. 👀

👇 Tag who you’re bringing!

🎄✨ WITNEY LAKES CHRISTMAS FAYRE ✨🎄Get into the festive spirit and join us for a weekend of Christmas shopping, local mak...
06/09/2026

🎄✨ WITNEY LAKES CHRISTMAS FAYRE ✨🎄

Get into the festive spirit and join us for a weekend of Christmas shopping, local makers and festive cheer! 🎅🎁

📅 Fri 13th & Sat 14th November
⏰ 12pm–5pm

🎁 Unique Christmas gifts
✨ Local businesses & makers
🎄 Festive fun for all the family

🎅 STALLS AVAILABLE!
Are you a local business, crafter or artisan? Come and showcase your products with us!

📧 Enquiries: [email protected]

Save the dates! 🎄✨

🍺✨ SOMETHING NEW IS POURING! ✨🍺We’re excited to welcome Athletic Brewing Co. Noble Pils to The Lakeside Pub! 💙A refreshi...
06/09/2026

🍺✨ SOMETHING NEW IS POURING! ✨🍺

We’re excited to welcome Athletic Brewing Co. Noble Pils to The Lakeside Pub! 💙

A refreshing, alcohol-free premium l***r with just 0.5% ABV — perfect for those who fancy a pint without the alcohol. 🍻

Whether you’re driving, taking a break from alcohol or simply fancy trying something new, you can now enjoy it straight from the tap at The Lakeside Pub.

🍺 Athletic Brewing Co. Noble Pils
🚫 Alcohol-free | 0.5% ABV
📍 Available now at The Lakeside Pub

Come and give it a try! 👋🍻

😂🚨 FRIDAY NIGHT JUST GOT A LOT FUNNIER… 🚨😂Forget another night on the sofa — we’ve got THREE comedians, one stage and a ...
05/09/2026

😂🚨 FRIDAY NIGHT JUST GOT A LOT FUNNIER… 🚨😂

Forget another night on the sofa — we’ve got THREE comedians, one stage and a whole lot of laughs coming to Witney Lakes! 🎙️🤣

🎤 STEPHEN OWEN
🎤 PAM FORD
🎤 ROGER MONKHOUSE

📅 Friday 25th September
🕖 Doors 7pm | Comedy from 8pm
🎟️ JUST £15PP

Expect big laughs, brilliant stand-up and the perfect excuse to get your mates together for a night out! 🍻😂

🍽️ Make a proper night of it — grab dinner and drinks at The Lakeside Pub before the show, then sit back and enjoy an evening of live comedy.

👯 Date night? Sorted.
🍻 Drinks with the mates? Sorted.
😂 Friday night plans? SORTED.

🎟️ BOOK NOW:
👉 https://www.theclubcompany.com/witney-lakes/event/comedy-night

⚠️ £15 gets you THREE comedians. What are you waiting for?!

👇 TAG YOUR COMEDY CREW & LET’S GET LAUGHING!

🎄✨ 50% SOLD OUT! Christmas at Witney Lakes is booking FAST! ✨🎄Half of our Christmas Party Night dates are already sold o...
05/09/2026

🎄✨ 50% SOLD OUT! Christmas at Witney Lakes is booking FAST! ✨🎄

Half of our Christmas Party Night dates are already sold out — so if you’re planning your festive celebration, now’s the time to book! 🎅🥂

🎉 CHRISTMAS PARTY NIGHTS – £50pp

🥂 Arrival drink
🍽️ Three-course festive dinner
🎧 DJ until late

📅 Thursdays, Fridays & Saturdays
🗓️ 28th November – 19th December

❌ SOLD OUT:
5th December
11th December
18th December

🎄 Prefer a daytime celebration?

Our festive lunches are perfect for catching up with friends, family or colleagues in our beautiful lakeside setting.

🍽️ FESTIVE LUNCHES
📅 Sundays–Thursdays | 30th November – 20th December
✨ 2 courses – £35pp
✨ 3 courses – £41pp

⚠️ With 50% of our Party Night dates already gone, don’t wait to secure your Christmas celebration!

📧 To book or enquire: [email protected]

🥂 Gather your favourite people and let’s make it a Christmas to remember! 🎄✨

Address

Downs Road
Witney
OX290SY

Opening Hours

Monday 6am - 9:45pm
Tuesday 6am - 9:45pm
Wednesday 6am - 9:45pm
Thursday 6am - 9:45pm
Friday 6am - 9:45pm
Saturday 6:30am - 8pm
Sunday 6:30am - 8pm

Telephone

+441993893000

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