Witney Lakes Resort

🫖✨ A little afternoon indulgence awaits… ✨🫖

Gather your favourite people and enjoy Afternoon Tea with a view at Witney Lakes. 🌿💕

From catch-ups with friends to birthdays, celebrations or simply an excuse to treat yourself, our lakeside setting makes the perfect backdrop for a relaxing afternoon.

What’s included:
🥪 Freshly prepared finger sandwiches
🫖 Warm scones with clotted cream & jam
🍰 A selection of homemade sweet treats
☕ Unlimited tea or freshly brewed coffee

🥂 Want to add a little sparkle? Upgrade to our Bubbly Afternoon Tea and make your afternoon extra special! ✨

📅 Served daily | 2:30pm – 5:00pm
💷 From £49.95 for two
📋 Pre-booking required | Minimum 7 days’ notice
📧 Book now: [email protected]

Sometimes the best plans are simply good food, great company and a beautiful view. 💕

🫖 Afternoon Tea by the Lake — your perfect excuse to slow down.

💃 Calling all Dancing Queens! 🪩

The ultimate ABBA party is coming to Witney Lakes on Friday 27th November, and you’re invited!

Get ready for an evening of non-stop classics, from Mamma Mia and Waterloo to Super Trouper, Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! and, of course, Dancing Queen. Sing along, hit the dance floor and enjoy a fantastic night of live entertainment.

✨ Friday 27th November 2026
🚪 Doors open: 7:00pm
🎤 Live tribute act: 8:00pm
🕛 Carriages: Midnight
🎟️ Tickets: £15 per person

🍽️ Make a full evening of it with dinner before the show! Our special Tribute Night Menu will be available in The Lakeside Pub. To book a table, email [email protected].

Whether you’re planning a night out with friends, celebrating a special occasion or simply love ABBA, this is a night you won’t want to miss!

🎟️ Book your tickets today:
https://www.witneylakes.com/events/november-2026/abba-tribute-night/

🎄 Christmas bookings are filling fast at Witney Lakes! ✨

Gather your friends, family or colleagues and celebrate the festive season with a Christmas Party Night to remember.

🎉 £50 per person includes:
🥂 Arrival drink
🍽️ Three-course festive dinner
🎧 DJ until late

📅 Every Thursday, Friday & Saturday
28th November – 19th December

🎅 Already sold out:
❌ 5th December
❌ 11th December
❌ 18th December

Looking for something a little more relaxed? Our Festive Lunches are available Sunday–Thursday from 30th November to 20th December.

🍽️ Two courses – £35
🍽️ Three courses – £41

With dates already selling out, now’s the time to secure your festive celebration.

📧 Email [email protected] to book or enquire today.

🪩 Gimme, Gimme, Gimme… a night of ABBA! 🎶✨

Get ready to sing, dance and party as our ABBA Tribute Night comes to Witney Lakes on Friday 27th November!

Enjoy an evening packed with all the iconic hits, from Dancing Queen and Mamma Mia to Waterloo and many more. Whether you’re a lifelong fan or just love a great night out, this is one you won’t want to miss!

🗓️ Friday 27th November 2026
🚪 Doors open: 7:00pm
🎤 Live music from 8:00pm
🕛 Carriages: Midnight
🎟️ Tickets: Just £15 per person

🍽️ Make a night of it! Our special Tribute Night Menu will be available in The Lakeside Pub before the show. To reserve a table, email Emily at [email protected].

Whether you’re celebrating a special occasion or simply looking for a fantastic night out with friends, join us for an evening of feel-good music, dancing and unforgettable ABBA classics! 💃🕺

🎟️ Book your tickets now:
https://www.witneylakes.com/events/november-2026/abba-tribute-night/

🎉 One day. Seven live acts. Non-stop entertainment! 🎶

Make your Bank Holiday weekend one to remember at our Club Anniversary Live Music Day on Saturday 29th August!

🎤 7 fantastic live performers
🎶 Live music from 2pm–9pm
🎟️ Your ticket gives you all-day entry, so you can come and go as you please.

Whether you’re joining us for a few hours or spending the whole day with us, enjoy great live music, delicious food and refreshing drinks in our beautiful lakeside setting.

🍔 No outside food or drink permitted
🚗 Limited parking available – we recommend arriving early.

🎟️ Secure your tickets now:
https://www.theclubcompany.com/witney-lakes/event/club-anniversary?_gl=11gmxqev_upMQ.._gs*MQ..&gclid=CjwKCAjwpefSBhBvEiwAzyEtZwglI6DKQN6JBIIkeunJ6c3-4lAs4A2L8DwL95Uqzb8XKwySi5Zz_xoCW5AQAvD_BwE&gbraid=0AAAAABjoAmIhkdeL8T5AQ_GVOhgr4ZXbR

Gather your friends, bring the family, and celebrate with us—we can’t wait to see you there! 🎉

🤣 Need a laugh? We’ve got your Friday night sorted!

Leave the sofa behind and join us at Witney Lakes on Friday 25th September for an evening of live stand-up comedy guaranteed to have you laughing from start to finish.

Featuring:
🎤 Stephen Owen
🎤 Pam Ford
🎤 Roger Monkhouse

🕖 Doors open: 7pm
😂 Show starts: 8pm
🎟️ Tickets: £15 per person

Why not arrive early and enjoy dinner in the LakeSide Pub before the show?

Seats are limited, so don’t leave it too late!

🎟️ Book your tickets today:
https://www.witneylakes.com/events/september-2026/comedy-night-25th-september/

Who are you bringing along? Tag them below! 👇

🎆 Tickets are ON SALE NOW for Witney Lakes Fireworks 2026! 🎆

Get ready for an unforgettable night on Friday 6th November as one of our biggest events of the year returns!

From 6pm–10pm, enjoy an evening packed with entertainment for all ages:
🎆 Spectacular fireworks display
🎡 Fairground rides
🍔 Street food
🤹 Stilt walkers
🔥 Fire breathers
🎯 Games and attractions
🥂 VIP area
🍻 Fully stocked bars

Early bird tickets are available for a limited time, so don’t wait!

🎟️ Book now: https://www.theclubcompany.com/witney-lakes/event/fireworks-night?_gl=11ip7qnx_upMQ.._gs*MQ..&gclid=Cj0KCQjw94bTBhDQARIsAN3vv0waCdhCgE_zdd_OuFzHbSqmWIC_JJ0V-mUMjCAsK-NiIO-f0YzVEGkaAt4EEALw_wcB&gbraid=0AAAAABjoAmKf4VlGQR_gU_HyZ09_k17zI

🎤 LIVE MUSIC THIS FRIDAY! 🍻

Only 2 days to go!

Join us at The Lakeside Pub for an evening of live music from Beth Eliza, great food, refreshing drinks and unbeatable lakeside views.

🕢 Live from 7:30pm

Whether you’re joining us for dinner or just a drink in the sunshine, we’ve got your Friday evening covered.

🍔 Great food
🍹 Cold drinks
🎶 Live music
🌅 Lakeside setting

Tag your Friday night plans and we’ll see you by the lake!

🕒 Opening Times
Monday – Thursday: 10am – 10pm
Friday & Saturday: 9am – 10pm
Sunday: 9am – 9pm

Inspired by the drama at The Open? Now it’s your turn to step up to the tee and chase greatness.

With August just around the corner, summer's peak golf season is officially here. Channel that major championship energy, grab your favourite playing partners, and make this weekend count.

Our weekend slots are filling fast - secure yours today and finish July in style.

Visitor's Teetime Booking at Witney Lakes Resort :: Witney Lakes Golf Club Our Resort golf experience is acknowledged as one of the most flexible and friendly that you can find.

🫖✨ Afternoon Tea by the Lake ✨🫖

Escape to Witney Lakes and enjoy a traditional Afternoon Tea in our beautiful lakeside setting – the perfect way to celebrate a special occasion or simply catch up with friends.

Enjoy:
🥪 Freshly prepared finger sandwiches
🫖 Warm scones with clotted cream and jam
🍰 A selection of homemade sweet treats
☕ Unlimited tea or freshly brewed coffee

🥂 Special Offer: Book by 7th August and enjoy a complimentary upgrade to our Bubbly Afternoon Tea!

📅 Served daily | 2:30pm – 5:00pm
💷 Afternoon Tea from £49.95 for two
📅 Pre-booking required (minimum 7 days’ notice)
📧 To book, email [email protected]

Whether it’s a birthday, baby shower, anniversary or simply an excuse to treat yourself, there’s no better place to unwind than by the lake.

We can’t wait to welcome you! 💕