19/06/2026
Here are some gym dad jokes that are just painful enough to be good 😬
- I asked the trainer if I could do the splits. He said, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I can’t make Tuesdays.”
- i started carrying a pencil to the gym. In case I need to draw some gains.
- Why don’t bodybuilders ever get lost? They always know where the muscle memory is.
- Why did the dumbbell break up with the barbell? It felt like it was carrying the whole relationship.
- I asked how many reps I had left. The trainer said, “All of them.”
17/06/2026
Street of the Week 📸
Shout out to Hurstbourne Crescent 🛣️
Our team popped down earlier today to say hi, so if you spotted us, now you know why!
Do you live on Hurstbourne Crescent? Contact us, or pop into the club and get an amazing deal on your first month’s membership 👀
Don’t keep it to yourself tag your neighbours and spread the word!
15/06/2026
This Father’s Day, give Dad a gift that keeps on giving 💚
Swap the socks and ties for something that truly invests in his health, happiness, and wellbeing. A membership at energie Fitness is more than just a gym membership it’s a gift of strength, confidence, and time dedicated to himself.
Treat your dad to a healthier, stronger future this Father’s Day. 💪
20/05/2026
Apparently walking your kids to school = 2/3 of your daily activity 🚶♀️😂
So technically… chasing toddlers is cardio.
Other fun facts:
• Walking burns more stress than scrolling 😅
• A 10 minute walk can boost your mood instantly ☀️
• Parking farther away counts too… right? 👀
