FWAW

Right… before the Albion lot get any ideas
I’m considering selling my number plate F2 WAW 🐺
Let me be crystal clear: it will never be worn by relegation-scrapping, yo-yo-club Albion. I’d rather snap it in half.
Wolves fans only — seasoned by pain, preferably pre-Nuno.
I’ll have to remove it from the van and put it on retention, so proper offers only (banter welcome, lowballs not).
DM me if you’re worthy.

Van will also be going in a few months 😢

FWAW 👌😍

In position FWAW 🐺

Newcastle bound FWAW 🐺

Fearing for my van tonight 🤢

Diogo Tifo in front of the Southbank ready for tomorrows game … looks amazing FWAW 🐺

I went into Sports Direct on Thursday and asked for some condoms and KY jelly:

"We are a sports shop." Said the assistant.

On Friday l asked for a dual pump 12 inch black d***o, a gimp mask and some a**l beads

"We are a sports shop." Said the assistant.

So, on Saturday, I went in and asked for some love eggs and a whip.

Always with the same reply.

Today as I went in, the assistant took me to one side and said. "Mate, you keep coming in and it's getting embarrassing you know we are a sports shop, what the f*ck do you really want?"

I summoned up all my courage took a deep breath and said. "Can I have a West Brom home shirt please?"