New team,New name, same ambition 🩶🖤
21/08/2026
What started of as a boxing match has now turned into a triple threat elimination chamber tag match
Ellis The keeper Monk Vs Jack The Hoover Telford
Nathan Garfield Evans Vs Jack Wallace and Gromit Allen
Luke The robot Roberts Vs Archie The bandana Gibbs
21/08/2026
Been a lot of talk this morning 🥊
The Keeper vs The Hoover
Mix match weight class
Who wins let us know your opinions below 👀👀
21/08/2026
Sunday we take on our sister club WU Phoenix
With Phoenix being in same division next season this will be a good test to see where we’re at as a team 🩶🖤
20/08/2026
Matt Robinson Signs for the Rovers!
The white Daniel Cormier has recently taken up kickboxing so waring to any defenders in our league next season you’ll be picking the ball or your head out the net 👀👀
Matt who is also the assistant manager of WU first team and coaches Solihull Morse Women’s brings his knowledge and experience to the Rovers
He is yet to play for the Rovers but after seeing his blistering pace in behind and weak footed rocket goal the manger knew he was the man for the job 🩶🖤
20/08/2026
Thomas Green Signs for the Rovers
Tom joined after speaking with the manger at the darts tournament a few weeks ago and the rest his history. Putting the boots on for the first time in 10 years
Stella drinking, dart throwing, Navy veteran who ironically met the manger on the beers 🍻 seems to be a recurring theme here 👀😂
He’s like wolfie from inbetweeners looks way older then what he actually is 👀 but definitely not 17
Thanks to Tom we also have a new sponsor that’ll be announced soon
Welcome to the Rovers 🩶🖤
19/08/2026
Here he is 👀👀 Callum Shaw
The man in demand has chosen to sign for the Rovers
The man who hates cone collectors and authority but with a new group of lads the manger thinks he can get the best out of squeak and hopes he can leave his ego behind him
If you see him on a night out with the manger his famous words are “ I’d never of played football if it wasn’t for this guy” Normally the manger will reply “I wish I never go him in “ don’t be surprised if he’s transferred before the end of the season 👀😂😂
We look forward to seeing what he can bring to the team this season 🩶🖤
Today we played in the Worcester United F.C tournament against div 1 and prem teams finishing bottom but still took point off Worcester United Cobras FC who we’re undefeated against shame they’re not in our div next season easy points 🙄
Blackpole won the tournament beating Rangers on pens after Rangers missed two and also missed one in the game against Rovers fair to say Worcester United Rangers can’t take pens maybe instead of copying our Facebook posts they should practice penalties 👀
Tbf not much to say about Worcester United Lions other then teaching Pablo the offside rule
15/08/2026
We’ve noticed on social media that a certain team is attempting to copy our player announcements 👀👀
Any information on this lad drop us a message
14/08/2026
If anyone got the government text earlier it’s just to tell you Kieran Dixon is out tonight and he’s on fire ladies
Last week we play our first darts tournament with a good turn out and very good dart players attending other then Higgs who should have stayed in bed.
Winner was Tidder who beat Martin in the final 3-2 and Wooden spoon going to manager Higgs
Sad to see that Pete from the Brewer’s Arms is leaving and we wish him all the best in his next chapter
Also thanks to Tom for sorting the video
Massive thank you to everyone who turned up on the day 🩶🖤
We will be back with another 🎯 tournament soon 👀