University of York Football Club

Name: Josh caley
Position: CB
Role: 1’s captain
Strengths: long ball specialist, loves to run a warm up, his promotion from the 3s bench to starting 1s cb, whistling at girls in salvos through his tactical tooth gap
Weaknesses: turns up to pre season in running shoes, voice cracks during speeches 🎤
Favourite Date Spot: The sauna on east campus, have you you tried it?
Pick up line: “ you wanna try some dynamic stretches luv 😉?”

Name: Ben (H***y) Horner
Position: TBD
Role: 2’s Captain
Strengths: Picked UYAFC over James (James had Brad so didn’t need him), Being so likeable he can’t be dropped (despite performances)
Weaknesses: Ability to see, glasses, ginger, is called h***y, scored 0 goals in two years so has now moved himself from ST to CB?
Pick up line: “How’s it going fella?”
Previous roles: social sec, heavy drinker (top 3 in the club ?)
Interesting story: Once left the 2’s kit on a coach and had to go collect it almost three hours away from a coach parking lot
Favourite song: “that’s a tough one tbf but i would have to go with tik tok by Kesha - absolute bangerrrr”
Aims for his third year at UYAFC - Play every position on the pitch, god help us

Name: Matthew “Andy” Anderson
Role: 3’s captain
Position: CB
Favourite TV show: “don’t watch much tv tbf, i’m a huge fan of mr beast tho so i mainly just watch him on youtube.”
Strengths: falling over, getting injured, dizzy chopping a bottle of wine after 8 beers and not being sick, potentially the nicest bloke in the club.
Weaknesses: balance, technical ability, pace, thought double line spacing meant he had to leave two finger spaces between every word for the whole of first year
Aims on the pitch this year: Prove that nice guys don’t always finish last
Aims off the pitch this year: Prove to himself that he also doesn’t have to finish first every time

🚨UYAFC FRESHERS TRIALS🚨

Congratulations to those who received their A-Level results today and are planning on coming to York this September!

Here at UYAFC we have 3 competitive teams who compete in BUCS every Wednesday.

We are looking for talented new freshers to add to all three of these teams, IN ALL POSITIONS (especially GK’s)

Freshers Trials will commence the week of 15th September, it will be a busy week for you lads but make sure you make time to come down to at least one of these trial dates. More details will be released nearer the time.

Any questions give us a DM

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Roses 2025

Our 1s lineup

Our 2s lineup

3s ready for kick off here’s your lineup

IT IS TIME. ⚪️🌹

3s Roses Squad:
Friday 2nd May
10am - 22 Acres

2s Roses Squad:
Friday 2nd May
1pm - Athletics Track