22/09/2026
I am waiting for a flight in Dublin airport at the hub of civilisation,eating an egg & crisp butty for which the purchase of, needed a degree in quantum physics & the sandwich already haa the beginning of a curl.
My flight up from Kerry was late, so after overtaking the fray, I was gratefully slipped panting through a secret door had my boarding pass scanned efficiently by a kindly yellow coat.
Wth pumping heart & minutes to spare I saw my connecting plane was delayed.
Slowly sipping my G&T, suddenly there is a premature call to board, followed by a hasty scrabbling to gather possessions. It's all trickery. There is as yet no plane in view. But the Stairwell squish game commences.
I sit quietly, observing.
Ahead of me are 4 Sikhs, Immaculately turbaned & bearded carrying tall, bulbous, cased sitars.
On plods the queue & meanwhile our plane has taxied in, speedily spewing out ear budded people, limbs unfolding, animated, talking into the ether .
Sharp nosed attendants are doshing out fines on bags inches too high, power & moodiness are dangerous combinations
The Sikh quartet are getting checked for the b word. It's confusing for the yellow jackets as all the sitars have boarding passes with window seats, 4 inanimate objects called Mr. Guitar & defying all regulations as fundamentally sitars are ancient dried lacquered & exquisitely decorated pumpkins that for generations have played complex morning & evening ragas in undulating sonic intervals of outstanding beauty. Mysterious.
The beeping continues. I join the Stairway to heaven 60Ā£ lighter.
The crowded stairs stink of false news, but we plough on shoulders nudging, helpful, a smile, kids crying, so close to the off.
We are seated, counted clickety-click, more delay, there is afumbling at the doors, & an anouncement is made Waiting for fuel!. Belted, mindful. Sorry for the delay, repeats our pilot, There is only one runaway functioning in Dublin . Story telling.
One imagines a vertical M25 styled runway, jets zooming left & right. There is a sharp intake of breath as we sit stunned, staring at the boeing 737 safety instructions pasted to our neighbours' chair back.
Flying is not for wimps