05/09/2018
Our favourite sulky pr*ck Jose Mourinhio has landed himself in hot water with Spanish Courts investigating him for evading taxes while coaching Real Madrid. Suppoosibly the man evaded up to 3.3 million in taxes which is criminal in our eyes. This happended during the season of 2011-12. He has reportedly agreed to pay back 60% of the taxes aswell as recieving a one year suspended sentence which will eventually transfer to another fine. thats 5 mill f**k sake these guys have too much money and leeway. Mourinhio joins a long list of football figures getting their pants pulled down by the Spanish Courts. Pocket change for Mourinhio im sure.
05/09/2018
In Irish news Dublin have conquered all before them once again in the All-Ireland football championship. Thats four on the trot for the boys in Blue. Undefeated in four years is there any chance to stop this Juggernaut. Tyrone fought gallantly but even so was a comfortable 6 point victory. That is 7 all irelands in the past 9 years. and no ones gonna bet against them walking the championship again next year. In our eyes there the best GAA team in History, but there dominance has led to a direct loss in interest in GAA due to the inevitability that Dublin will win again. With players like Ciaran Kilkenny, Brian Fenton, Jack McCaffery and Paul Mannion due to play for the next five years, it doesnt look like they will relinquish there grip on Sam anytime soon. Legends.
05/09/2018
Tiger Woods has been picked as a wild card for the American Ryder Cup team by captain Jim Furyk! Its a return to the big stage for modern golfs greatest ever player for the first time since 2012. Woods describes the feeling as "beyond special". He joins Brycon DeChambeau and grizzled Vet Phil Mickelson (who is competing in his 12th consecutive Ryder Cup) as Furyks captains picks. The USA have one more pick after the BMW championship on the 10th of September, Tony Finau is the current favorite. The USA go innto the competition as strong favourites against a European team containing the likes of Rory Mcilroy, Jon Rahm and Francesco Molinari.
05/09/2018
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