Impact

Assumption

There are many theories that the works of Shakespeare were not written by Shakespeare. One man contended that they were written by Queen Elizabeth. A scholar of Shakespeare argued, “Is it possible for a woman to have written such outstanding works, classics and masterpieces?”
The person contended said, “There are two fallacies in your argument.
1) Why do you say women cannot create masterpieces?
2) What makes you think Queen Elizabeth was a woman?”

Recognition

A beggar reached to Leo Tolstoy, author of War and Peace, when Russia was reeling under famine. The beggar asked for alms. The most influential writer stopped and searched his pockets for a coin. But he could not find any. Looked at him and said, “Don’t be angry with me brother. I don’t have anything on me.”
The beggar smiled, his face became bright and he said emotionally, “You called me brother and that is the greatest gift for me.”

Time Sense

During the campaign for the position of the President of a business organization, a candidate boasted of his respecting his and others' time. He said, “I’m given 20 minutes to address you. If I exceed the time allotted, you all vote for my opponent.”

His opponent won.

Q: What is the best way to entertain anyone? (Boss, wife, husband, kids, parents, friends…)
A: Listening

Can & Will
A young but physically weak person applied for a job in a construction company. The supervisor looked at him and said, “You are weak. We need physically strong people. Look at the people there. They are strong and experienced. You cannot do what they can do.” The candidate responded, “I agree that I cannot do what they can do. But I will do more than what they will do.” He’s got the job.

SPENDING

If people continue to spend after their marriage as they spend when they are engaged, the rate of divorce will reduce to half, but

the rate of bankruptcy will double. (Source: Wall Street Journal)

Made for each other

Relationship is easy when spouses know each other. There are two examples:
1) A husband comes home after attending a club meeting. He tells his wife, “Dear there was a drinking competition after the meeting today.” His wife spontaneously asks, “Who’s got the second position?”
2) A wife tells her husband, “Dear there was a letter to you. It’s written on the envelope, ‘Private and confidential.’” The husband casually asks, “What is the message of the letter?”
Great understanding of each other.

Communication barrier
A couple could not get along with each other right from the beginning of their marriage.
They had had plenty of misunderstandings and fights.
Now the wife is hospitalized.
A doctor diagnoses her thoroughly and tells the husband, “Be prepared for the worst.”
The husband is confused.

Two things
A person will never get these two things.
1 All the things he/she wants &
2 All the things he/she thinks he/she deserves

Responsibility

A person accepted a challenge to stay with a young and beautiful lady for an hour in a closed room. There was no candid camera. The person was allowed to choose the room. Others could not see what the person and the lady did inside the room.

The person came out of the room after an hour and claimed that he was able to control his temptation. He was proud of his ability. Someone, on hearing that, said, “But, I don’t believe in your claim.”

Moral: We are not responsible for what others talk about us. But we are responsible for what we give others to talk about.