RIDE WITH AK

lover of video games

Ek Ladki interview dene g*i
Boss : batao wo konsi cheez hai jis ke 2 tyres hote
hain?
Ladki : bike!
Boss: nahi, honda bike chalo ek aur sawal,
Wo konsi cheez hai jis k 4 tyres hote hain...??
Ladki : car!
Boss : nahi, toyota car.
Ladki: Chal ab tu mere sawal ka jawab de.!
Wo konsi cheez hai jo dikhne me white hai aur
beech mai kaala anda hai?
Boss : hehehe! Aankh..
Ladki : nahi Saale, teri MAA ki Aankh

Dad Entered Son's Room And Found Him Asleep
On His Books,
Tired Of Exam Studies.
Walked Closer To Him, Played With His Hair Softly,
Sweetly And........"BANG"
Slapped His Face And Said; "Last Seen On
Whatsapp One Minute Ago"

Father: Beti, Aaj Tumne Phone Pe Sirf 1 Ghanta
Baat Kiya.
Isse Pehle To Tumne Kabhi 4 Ghante Se Kam Baat
Hi Nahi Ki!
Daughter: Papa, Yeh Wrong Number Tha!

gaming in my dna

pic urs wepon for killing zombies

who will win?!
ha..