04/09/2026
Today very early in the Morning Hon. Dr. Oburu Oginga accepted Goats from chama cha maskios Senator Methu.
Oburu assured the DCP secretary that ig William Samoei Ruto doesn't behave and reserve Deputy President for in Nyanza will be OneTam
04/09/2026
Thanks, William Samoei Ruto , for finally declaring war on illegal immigrants who are taking business and jobs from Kenyans. Tanzania did something similar some time ago, and plenty of Kenyans were hounded out like rats. Hata waTZ wa Gikosh lazima waende on MONDAY!
Now, Mr , please turn your attention to the chootias who import illiterate relatives from india and pakistan to grab jobs meant for qualified Kenyans.
Ati Marketing Manager who cannot speak either English or Swahili? Seriously? What exactly are they marketing? We have one at our office with questionable papers and spends the whole day on pornhub buana!!!
Kenyan jobs should go to kenyans with the skills, qualifications and ability to communicate, not to someone whose only qualification is being an indian.
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03/09/2026
PRESIDENTS ORDER IS LAW:
The President has issued an order—and now, as a loyal citizen, it falls upon you to help authorities identify illegal foreigners running businesses, whether in C*D or mtaani.
My question, though, is this: Is refusing to pay an illegal business a crime?
Whatever your answer—well, that's on you. No pressure, but President William Samoei Ruto is waiting.
02/09/2026
In few weeks Okech Salah will claim Oburu told him Ida was not baba's wife!!!?
02/09/2026
So far, the Maiti Party has refused to issue an official statement on Patilida’s condition, leaving us to rely on random, unauthorized images to draw our own conclusions.
But I’m sure the current power struggle within the party is intense. Someone wants to be both the Chairperson and the Party Leader at the same time! How does that even work?
02/09/2026
So, the refurbished classroom was just for the cameras!!?
Governor Gladys Wanga , WHY?
01/09/2026
OBURU"S PAWAFUL CHEW
Evidently patilida Hon. Dr. Oburu Oginga is alive.
But today henceforth he'll only subscribe to
MajiMotto wishes him QUICK RECOVERY