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DEAR MARRIED WOMEN:

From: Concerned husbands

Subject: WOLRD CUP

We wish to bring to your attention that the 2022 World Cup Edition will be kicking off in Doha-Qatar, beginning Sunday the 20th day of November 2022 for a period of twenty-eight (28) days.
In this regard, we wish to remind you of the following;
1. Surrender the remote(s) as soon as Friday the 18th day of November 2022, to avoid last-minute scrambles over the same. We can make the remote disappear.
2. That you shall be required to support the team(s) which your husband supports, irrespective of how it performs during the tournament. A united home is a happy home!!
3. That you avoid unnecessary questions during the matches, especially when the game is tensed, or the husband's team is trailing. Questions like, "Is that Haaland, or where is Pogba today?" will not be tolerated. Just to let you know, the two aren't going to Qatar for different reasons. By the way Eliud Kipchoge is not a soccer player ...so please send in your questions one hour before each match!!
4. That some matches, will better be watched outside (in a club or any other venue that we will consider to be conducive), in the company of friends. Therefore, expect some of our members to be back at home at or shortly after midnight....or on Monday morning after watching all weekend matches... having pre and post match reviews etc
5. That you reduce your budgets by half, as some of the cash shall be directed towards pre-match analysis and/or post-match celebrations.
We look forward to your considered compliance with the above directives, without any alterations whatsoever. Any adjustments will be communicated later.
Thank you!
Chairman,
Married Men Association (MMA)

An Old Farmer writes to his Son who is in Prison:
"Dear Son, this year I won't be able to plant Potatoes because I can't dig the field by myself, I know if you are here, you would have helped me".

The Son writes back,
"Dad don't even think of digging the field because that's where I buried all the money I stole."

The Police read the letter and the next Day the whole field was dugged up looking for the money but nothing was found.

The following Day the Son wrote again,
'Now plant your Potatoes dad, it's the best I can do from here. '