MSEAL FC

03/10/2026

💛 🖤 DON’T MISS THIS ONE! 🔥

The MSeal Lionesses are making their NSL debut tomorrow ...right here at home! 💛🖤

⚔️ MSeal Lionesses 🆚 Tuk Ravens
🕑 1500hrs
📍 Sportpesa Arena

Be there. Make some noise. Let’s welcome our Lionesses to the NSL!

03/10/2026

🚨 CASE UPDATE 🚨

For days, suspect amekuwa akisema hajui kitu. 😭
Lakini CCTV imeamua kutuonyesha kitu tofauti. 📹
Msee anaonekana akiondoka na bag...

Na sasa swali ni moja tu...
Bag ni ya nini? 👜
Seal Nation, investigations ziko mikononi mwenu sasa. 👇🏾

03/10/2026

🚨 FINAL SUSPECT: THE CAPTAIN 🚨

Question: "Captain, jersey iko wapi?"
Answer: "Nilikuwa training." ⚽
Question: "Nani alikuona?"
Answer: ...

Seal Nation, naona hii case imefika mwisho sasa.

02/10/2026

🔵 TEAM BLUE 5–2 TEAM BLACK ⚫

Goals flying in today as the boys went head-to-head in an intense in-house battle.

⚽ TEAM BLUE
Macharia ⚽⚽
Elly Saenyi ⚽⚽
Majaliwa ⚽

⚽ TEAM BLACK
Lopaga ⚽⚽

TEAM BLUE XI:
Marvo, Munyovi, Steve, Omiko, Mike, Ali, Gideon, Teddy, Majaliwa, Saenyi, Macharia.

Subs: Mahonga, Mudenyu.

TEAM BLACK XI:
Ngamau, Omulama, Tonny, Mendy, Alembi, Owen, Omosh, Maina, Barasa, Mwaniki, Lopaga.

🔵 Blue take the bragging rights, 5–2.

02/10/2026

🚨 INVESTIGATION UPDATE 🚨

We asked the Coach about the missing jersey.
His response?
🗣️ "Focus on the pitch."
Coach, with all due respect...
Hii jersey tutaipata aje k**a hatufocus nayo?

02/10/2026

🚨 THE SUSPECT LIST IS OUT 🚨

First on the list...
The Kit Man.
Msee anashika jerseys every day. Msee anajua kila corner ya dressing room. Msee alikuwa na chance.
Halafu anatuambia, "Mimi sijui kitu." 😂

Seal Nation, tunaamini hii story kweli? 👇🏾

02/10/2026

💛🖤 THE LIONESSES ARE CALLING!

Our girls are making their NSL home debut this Sunday and they need the whole Seal Nation behind them. 🏟️🔥

⚔️ MSeal Lionesses FC 🆚 Tuk Ravens FC
⏰ Sunday
⌚ 1500hrs

First NSL home game. One Seal family. One big roar.

Seal Nation, show up for the Lionesses! 💛🖤

💛🖤 THE LIONESSES ARE HOME.

A new chapter.
Our first-ever National Super League game. 🏟️

⚔️ MSeal Lionesses FC 🆚 Tuk Ravens FC
⏰ Sunday
⌚ 1500hrs

Come witness history. Come roar with the Lionesses.

02/10/2026

🚨 INVESTIGATION UPDATE 🚨

Good news: Tumepata lead. 👀
Bad news: Jersey bado haijapatikana. 😭
Suspect, ukiona hii post, jua tu tuko karibu.

Very. Very. Close. 🕵🏾‍♂️🚨

01/10/2026

🚨 SPACIAL UNIT DEPLOYED 🚨

Meet our Lead Investigator. 🐕🕵🏾‍♂️

15 years experience.
Solved 247 cases.
Recovered countless missing items.

One mission remains:

Find the missing MSeal jersey.

Ambieni suspect ajue siku zake zimehesabika.

01/10/2026

🎂🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨
Leo ni birthday ya Kip! 🎂

Msee amekuwa akitupigia kazi mbele for years! ⚽🖤💛
Leo tunamcelebrate yeye.

Happy birthday, Kip! 🎉
Show some love to Kip 💛 🖤

Wait... Ama ni yeye ako na u*i 🚓