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Hakuna Madem ujiskia K**a mwenye ameletwa na bwana yake clinic na sa hizo wewe uko tu hapo peke ako na tumbo yako kubwa as if ulijipea mimba🙄

I was on a sofa next to my wife who was eating and typing on her phone ..so I heard my phone ringing at the kitchen where I was charging it ,so I went to check the message ,the SMS was from my wife and she wrote "bring salt on your way back"🤔🤔🤔🤣🤣😏

I remember yesterday we had a reunion party with my friends and we drank until we got drunk, roasted our goat but surprisingly today, the goat is still alive and our dog is missing 😯😬

A lady posted on her timeline saying she needs 7k urgently.

People were just observing the post without saying anything.

Then a guy commented and said DM.

She DM'ed and the guy asked for her acct details and sent her 10k and told her to use the remaining 3k for her self.

The lady thanked him.

One day the lady called the guy and asked for a date, he agreed and they went out.

They started having feelings for each other.

Then the lady surprised him with a brand new Lexus, and she took the guy to Dubai and they got married.

MORAL LESSON: I need 5k urgently.

Hawa man city ndio arsenali wanataka tuwashikie 💔kila mtu ashinde mechi zake 🤣🤣🤣NickNicky NaybbNicky Nayb

Real Madrid Real Madrid C.F.Real Madrid C.F. 🔥🔥🔥win

Wale wabaya

Nicky Nayb umepata akili😂😂kazi ni kubwatuka 🤣

🚨🔵 | 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐖𝐄 𝐆𝐎: Pochettino to Chelsea!

Chelsea have reached full agreement to complete the appointment of Mauricio Pochettino as new head coach for next season, here we go! 🇦🇷🤝🏻

◉ Deal at advanced stages since April and finally set to be completed in the next days as Poch has accepted.

◉ Former Tottenham and PSG boss will begin new chapter as Chelsea coach starting from June — Frank Lampard will remain the caretaker manager until end of the season.

◉ Pochettino will bring his people for the coaching staff and will discuss transfer strategy with the club soon.

Nicky Nayb habari ndo hiyo

Hii single ni raha jameni😂🤭