Kenya News Capture

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Tulichagua serikali itufanyie kazi. Haitaweza kufanya kazi k**a kila siku ni kuipigia kelele. Uhuru Kenyatta ndiye anapotosha Rigathi Gachagua na sitaogopa kusema. Mutahi Kahiga

Politics is an art and any politician worthy their credentials will do any changes just to attract victory. I have thereby Nominated Gladys Wanga of ODM as my Running mate in 2027 and consequently Kenya’s first female deputy president. Kithure Kindiki has been so good to me and he will continue serving in my government as deputy president until 2027 and they take another role in a different capacity. William Ruto

Nimepata power sasa. Thank You my son William Ruto for helping me get the seat in ODM. Wale wanasema umeninunua ninawaambia ngooou! Mimi ndiye nimekununua. Sasa wacha tuanze mchakato wa upanga vile ODM itapewa Deputy President position. Nyanza pia sisi wacha tukule, tumechoka huko upinzani kila mara. Oburu Odinga

Huyu Gachagua ni mtoto wa Daniel Moi ndio maana ananyanyasa watoto wa ndugu yake Nderitu Gachagua na wajane wake kwa kuwanyanganya mali zao na kuwafukuza. Aliunda will fake huyu mkabila! Sasa anazunguka kwa maredio akisafisha jina yake. Ngoja nipate evidence ya kutosha na nitaweka yeye ndani maishani huko kamiti aozee huko. William Ruto

Girls are really beautiful out here. Especially that Fred Matiang’i daughter I have seen. If it was not for politics, I could have talked to the father as it were! Even now I think politics is not going to deter me from getting the love of my life. Politics is not supposed to be put to the heart but its a duel of politicians. Family will remain. George Ruto

CONGRATULATIONS: Zanele Matiang'i, daughter of Kenya's 6th president in 2027, wins as the most beautiful first daughter after beating Charlene Ruto and Ngina Kenyatta in a row. Kenyan men are proud

For the record, I have made presidents. Every presidential candidate I have supported has won. I supported Moi—he won. I supported Kibaki—he won. I supported Uhuru—he won. I supported Ruto—he won. Whoever I will support in 2027 will win. That is the truth. I do not fail. Rigathi Gachagua