Domnic Chacha

I nearly join my ancestors just this morning as I was zipping my trouser and the zip mistakenly hooked my fundamental human right😅😅

I have cows for hire During Dowry ceremonies, How they will disappear from your in-laws is non of your business...

~The same wind that lifts a dress... can also blind a man with dust. "What exposes one...can humble another.

"All animals were given tails to cover & hide their a**s, but the goat decided to lift its tail up for show-off" 🫵🤌

How To Make SÉX Enjoyable At Night

1. Take a cold bath and get into your bedroom.
2. Try and switch off the television and radio to stop you from noise... so you can feel the spirit.
3. Switch on the fan or A.C to ventilate the room.
4. Now sit/lay in your bed for a good position.
5. Be in your underwear and cover your legs to your chest with only cloth or blanket.
6. Take your Bible and read from John chapter 3:3
7. After that, close your Bible, meditate, pray and sleep.
8. Do that daily because Jesus is coming very soon,🤣
follow me If I made ur day😂🤣😭

I remember I had a schoolmate by the name Tom Barasa. You couldn't say his name quickly 😁

Did you know that the first 3 letters from Sweden and Denmark combined together will give you Sweden 🔥🔥
And interestingly the remaining letters put together will give you Denmark 🔥

A man was paid to paint outside chemist.... Before lunch he painted DAWA YA KUMA and went for his lunch....

When he came back he found over 50 ladies standing outside the chemist..he never said a word bt continued to paint and wrote DAWA YA KUMALIZA WADUDU

Mbuya more

Blessed son

Always looking for ways

For sure

Money is the problem