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Manager of the month performance from our gaffer

Number 34 is the most important rule.

THE 35 SACRED BRO CODES:

1. Don't r**e.

2. A man doesn't cook delicious food, it's gayish.

3. Two naked men are not supposed to be in the same room.

4. A bro doesn't bath with hot water, he respect his 2 eggs.

5. A bro should know when to leave.

6. A bro should not ask a fellow bro his name, he should call him "Bro, Sir, Chairman, Mr, etc

7. As a bro when you remove your shoes, it must throw out a heavy, strong and intoxicating ordour into the atmosphere, your presence must be felt from a far distance like the stench of a he goat.

8. A bro must know the signal to leave the room when a bro's girl is around.

9. Never make funny of your bro just to impress women.

10. A bro must not pay for s*x.

11. Your bro's Ex is your Ex.

12. Make money before you make love.

13. A bro must not watch a Korean drama.

14. No matter how beautiful your bro's sister is, she is your sister too.

15. A bro must not watch zee world, Nigerian movies and some petty content.

16. When money finally comes, don't change your woman, upgrade her.

17. Don't do husband duties while you are just a boyfriend.

18. A bro never gives up, the rest and continue.

19. If she say you are her planet, don't forget about other planets.

20. Always respect your father, he was your first bro. Respect your mother, she is your 001.

21. Never ever smash your bro's chick.

22. Never feed a horse that you don't ride.

23. A bro shall not gaze at a naked bro.

24. A bro never cries publicly or in front of any woman.

- A bro never use Snapchat filter, a bro must look ugly and gallant.

26. A bro never wears pink underwear.

27. If a bro asks another bro to keep a secret, he shall take that secret to his grave.

28. A bro is never offended if another bro fails to return a phone call or text.

29. It is never acceptable for a bro to sleep with another bro’s project or ex.

30. A bro never Gives another bro the silent treatment.

31. A bro never hold hands with bro

✈️ 🇪🇸 Chelsea currently holding talks in Marbella with Enzo Maresca. Positive dialogue over the past 48 hours resulting in the trip for face-to-face discussions.

Chelsea’s leadership impressed by Maresca’s squad knowledge and clear, possession-focused football identity.

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🚨 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐖𝐄 𝐆𝐎! Chelsea have agreed terms with Enzo Maresca as new manager 🔵🇮🇹

The agreement is now done and sealed on contract valid until June 2029, it’s 𝐟𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐥 for Maresca.

It will also include option to extend until June 2030.

Chelsea will now pay compensation fee in excess of €10m to Leicester City, matter of time to sign soon.
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