Matthew

Be happy with what you have

guys sorry for being silent its being though this days

In the remaining part of this year, the Lord will preserve both you and your family. There shall be no evil report in Jesus name🙏

A handsome man went into a hotel and asked to see the boss. When the boss came, the story began.

-The client: is room 39 empty?
-The boss: yes, sir.
-The client: can I book it?
-The boss: of course you can.
-The client: thank you.

Before going to the room, the client asked the boss to provide him with a black knife, a white thread 39 cm and an orange 73g.

The boss agreed though he was surprized at the weird things the client asked to have.

The client went into his room, he didn't ask for food or anything else.

Unfortunately for the boss, his room was next to room 39.

After midnight, the boss heard strange voices and noise in that client's room. Voices of wild animals and of utensils and dishes being thrown on the floor.

The boss didn't sleep that night. He kept thinking and wondering what might be the source of the noise.

In the morning, when the client handed the keys to the boss, the latter asked to see the room first.

He went to the room and found everything alright. Nothing unusual. He even found the thread, the black knife and the orange on the table.

The client paid the bill and gave the bellboys a very good tip and left the hotel smiling.

The boss was in a shock but he didn't reveal what he heard to the bellboys. In fact, he started to doubt himself.

After one year, the client showed up again. He asked to see the boss again. The boss was in a puzzle.

The client asked the same things: room 39, black knife, white thread 39cm and an orange 79g.

This time, the boss wanted to know the truth by all means possible. He spent a sleepless night, waiting for something to happen. After midnight, the same voices and noises started, this time louder and more indecipherable than the year before.

Again, before leaving, the client paid his bill and left a large tip on the table for the bellboys. The smile didn't leave his face.

The boss started searching for the meaning of everything the client asked to have. Why did he ask room 39? why the white thread? why the black knife??? In fact, the boss didn't arrive to any convincing answer to all these questions.

The boss now was eagerly waiting for the month of March, the month in which the client showed up.

To his surprise, on the first day of March, the same client showed up. He asked the same questions. Wanted to book the same room, wanted to have the same things as before.

The boss again heard the same noises, this time more louder than before.

In the morning, when the client was leaving the hotel, the boss apologized politely to the client and asked to know the secret behind the noises in the room.

-''If I tell you the secret, do you promise to never reveal it to anyone else?''
-''I promise I will never let anyone know''.
-''Swear''
-''I swear I won't reveal your secret''
So finally, the client revealed his secret to the boss.

Unfortunately, the boss was a sincere person. Until now he hasn't revealed his secret to anyone.

When he does, I will let you know... thank you for reading.

Do you want to come and bëãt me?

Me too, I'm looking for the guy who sent me this! 😆😆😳😳🕺🕺

Am off to disturb another group of people 🏃🏽🏃🏽🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

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1. Porn-videoes ain't real 🤣🤣
They are mostly edited
Don't kill yourself trying to last 1 hour 🤣🤣
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2. *Do Girls advise each other like*
*Don't ask for money from him 😒He's a student like you*🤨🤨
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3. All flowers cannot represent love but rose did it..... All animals cannot talk but parrot did it.... All monkeys cannot read but honey... You just did it 😇😇😂😂
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4. *POVERTY* would make you think a man who doesn't give you money does not love you 🙄🙄
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5. Only Nigerians come back and meet no light and ask 'when dem carry light? ' cause with that you can do Dy/Dx to know when they'd bring it😑
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6. Nigerian mothers always tell you how useless men are
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Buh still can't wait for you to get married💆
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7. Nigerian mothers and
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I DIDN'T KILL MY MOTHER..YOU WON'T KILL ME🤣
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8. Am I the only person who noticed that spaghetti has been reduced by 25 sticks
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9. If you can't do without billing a guy🤑
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Congrats my sister, you're a hoe🙄🙄
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10. Short black girls be looking like anti- dandruffs container 😂💔
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11. I don't know who needs to hear this but snubbing me won't add a penny to your empty bank account 🛀
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12. How old were you when you realised the past tense of Steve is Stove 💁
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13. Son: "Dad, there is someone at the door to collect donations for a community swimming pool."
Father: "Okay, give him a glass of water.🤣🤣🤣

14.. When a woman's cooking goes wrong... She can say anything just to defend herself like, "maybe the fish is a male fish"🥴😅😅

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A teacher entered the classroom, without even saying hello to his students.

Out of his bag he brought out two packets of GALA and a can of FANTA.

He began to deal with the GALAs first.

When he was done, he opened his can of FANTA and started drinking.

The students remained calm and watched him intensely.

It was when he finished drinking that he noticed school inspector sitting at the back of the class.

Aware of his mistake, he stylishly composed himself and asked the students these questions:

Teacher: What did I just do?

Students: You have eaten 2 packets of GALA.

Teacher: And after eating what did I do next?

Students: You drank a can of FANTA.

Teacher: That's a very good observation. Now, if a teacher eats and drinks in the presence of school inspector, what does the teacher possess?

A student replied: "COURAGE".

Teacher: Excellent, my girl! Now everyone, take out your Civic Education notebooks and put the title "Courage". That's our TOPIC for today's lesson
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This teacher is very courageous, even the inspector was so shocked and surprised😲😲.

LESSON: Arm yourself with courage to face life's obstacles.😁

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“Matthew, stopppp it” She teased me with her pleasant voice but it only made me dip in deeper.

“No, No. I can't stop it, yet. Not now. A little more dipping would do” I said to her as she let out a yelp.

How long would you keep doing this, you know it's against my decision, right.

Yeah, yeah. I know. Against your decision which makes me love it the more. Don't pretend you don't like it too.

Why would I like it? You're just dipping too deep and draining me.

Just one last one dip, baby. One last one.

Having said that, I carefully dipped the last loaf of bread into Rita's tea leaving her to take the rest, lest, I drain more into my stomach.

The hot tea has countered the effect of the cold weather.

What were you thinking👀

Anyways happy Sunday

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