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🚨Alvaro Morata elected Man Of the Match 👏🏆

Well Deserved 👏

Be rest assured 💯💯

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good morning palz

I wish to confess a feeling, that has showered my life with a pleasant vibe. I wish to tell you a thought, that has brought a new spirit in my life. I feel all my dreams have come true, and the reason is you. Bless me with your love, and I can see even the darkest days through.

@ u

Signs That Witches And Wizards Followed You To A Job Interview Just when any of these happens to you, be rest assure that the witches and wizards in your village followed you to a job interview. Lemme keep the ball rolling. 1. If you go for an interview and the interviewer asks you the question “where do you see yourself in five year’s time, and you replied “I see myself becoming the Managing Director of this noble company, meanwhile the MD is one of the interviewers ooo. 2. If you were asked a close ended question that demands a direct answer but you threw the interviewers into a state of confusion by blowing grammar like Hon Patrick Obahiagbon in a bid to show to them that you have a wide range of vocabulary 3. During the interview process, the CEO discovers you’re the one that has been immensely bashing him on Nairaland for posting comments in the Job/Vacancy section. 4. If you spent the whole night reading and preparing for an interview, only for you to take a nap but you eventually woke up the next day at 2pm meanwhile the interview was scheduled for 10am 5. If the lady you once “chop and clean mouth” turns out to be the Human Resource Manager. 6. If an unknown number calls unknown to you that it was the HRM that called you for your letter of employment but you thought it was your friend that failed to pay his debt, only for you to furiously and impatiently pick the call and start bashing and raining curses on the HRM thinking it was your friend. 7. If you were sent a message to come for the second phase of the interview the next day but you quickly deleted the message without reading it thinking it was MTN Caller Tunes 8. If the person you earlier lambasted in the danfo bus you boarded happens to be the person collecting applicant’s CV before the interview process. Just know that your CV is going straight to the dustbin grin 9. You submitted your CV to a company in Lagos and travelled to Enugu the following week for a friend’s wedding party. You saw a popcorn seller passing by and you waved to him and some. You glanced through the popcorn paper only to discover that the paper she used to sell popcorn for you was the CV you submitted in Lagos

Did you know me? Did you know my name? Did you know who I love? Know........ OK..... am going home..... This is not my real face ooo í ½í¸í ½í¸í ½í¸í ½í¸í ½í¸í ½í¸

Hi Guys,

Read this Post below and drop your comment.

Robbers enter a house, asks for all the money and valuables. After they collect what they can, they give the man of the house a gun with instructions to shoot his wife or else he be shot himself.

The man gets the gun, points it at his wife and hesitates. He is thinking of what he has gone through in life with his wife and how she has suffered and sacrificed for him. He hands back the gun and says, “I am sorry I can’t do this…

“The boss of the robbers silently grabs the gun from him and passes it on to the wife with the same instruction. The wife gets the gun and without any single hesitation points to her husband’s head and pulls the trigger. But alas, the gun had no bullets in it. The robbers get their gun and walk out of the house laughing.

QUESTIONS FOR DISCUSSION

1. If you were the man in that house how would you react towards your wife?
2. If you were the wife, what explanation can you give to your husband!
3. If you were invited to bring peace between this couples, what advice would you give?

Drop your Comments, This will sure be an Interesting post

Facebook asked me if I would like to change my profile picture in support of those in Paris. I thought yes, I would like to support those who have been killed for none other than hate, intolerance and cruelty. But hold up Facebook, I think I have a better filter for you.
Nigeria- January 2015. The murder of up to 2000 civilians in Baga.
Media coverage: The headlines scrolling at the bottom of the screen whilst we watched the pursuit of the Charlie Hebdo killers.
Facebook filter: None
Syria- Death toll: 250 000+
Facebook filter: None
Kenya: April 2015. Gunmen storm Garissa University college killing 147 and injuring 79 or more.
Facebook filter: None
Lebanon: November 14th. Twin bomb attacks injuring more than 200 and killing atleast 43.
Facebook filter: None
France: Paris bombings and shootings. Atleast 128 people dead
Facebook filter: Check
Burundi: Ongoing violence and genocide. Hundreds killed since April 2015
Facebook filter: None
I unapologetically refuse to hold the lives of some higher than I do others and I refuse to selectively mourn the lives of human beings.
I pray for all. I pray for humanity.

Abi you people are mad with your stupid "love for Paris">=-o
Even the people wey their pics no even fine dey follow edit their pics,=)) if u lot tag me in that stupid post again, e ma Shey oloriburuku ni....... Where was Paris when boko haram were terrorizing the lives Of the northerners? Or when I was treking to work every morning in search Of daily bread? Did they share their love with me? Some Of una wey never see airport before talkmore Of traveling to Paris are here editing sh*t...awon werey,
Tag me in any Of those worthless creation & see if I will not tag your life to hell fire*NOOOO*