Dimarelreg Concepts

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Italian Relationship:
1st day= S*x
2nd day= S*x again.
French Relationship:
1st day = movies & kiss
2nd day = S*x
3rd day = S*x again
British Relationship:
1 day= hangout & kiss
2nd day = kiss & hug
3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching
4th day = s*x and more s*x
American Relationship:
1st day= Date
2nd day= Hug
3rd day= Hug again (warmly)
4th day= Kiss
5th day= Long kiss
6th day= S*x
Nigerian Relationship:
1st day= Toast
2nd day= Toast
3rd day= Toast again
4th day= Agree
5th day= Date
6th day= Date again
7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins.
8th day= Date & Hug
9th day= Tried to peck but failed.
10th day = Peck
11th day= Tried to kiss but failed.
12th day= kiss
13th day= Long kiss
14th day= Tried to have s*x but failed
15th day= Tried to have s*x but failed
16th day= Tried to have s*x but failed
17th day= Tried to have s*x but failed again
18th day= Tried to have s*x but failed again
19th day= Tried to have s*x but failed again
20th day= Tried to have s*x but failed again
21stday= Tried to have s*x but quarrelled
22nd day= Didn't talk to each other
23rd day= Malice till the next 1 month.
46th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick
47th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: "what is it?"
The man apologize and the woman replied: "Leave me alone, am not that type of girl"
The man continued to beg till the next 2 weeks.
51st day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology
52nd day= Hug
53rd day= Long hug
54th day= Kiss
55th day= Long kiss
56th day= Tried to have s*x but failed
57th day= Tried to have s*x but the woman complains that her phone is bad and the mumu guy promises to buy her a new one as if he's her father.
58th day= Tried to have s*x but the woman said until he buys the phone
59th day= Tried to have s*x but the woman asked: "where is the phone? U are not serious, call me when you are serious"
60th day= She meets another guy & starts the cycle all over with new guy but this time demands he help pay her acco

I want a man that will always want to wear d particular polo I want to wear and den drag it with me.....
A man that will scold me lightly wen I'm wrong
A man who will apologise wen he is wrong
A man who will always argue with me even wen he knows I'm right
A man that will respect my opinion
A man that will call me mummy and pet names
A man dah we can call each other fish playfully And I promise to build a home around my man
Never leave him alone
And he will be the back bone and I will be the heart
And I will always listen wen he speaks
And he will never hit me but rather would use his arms to wipe all of my tears away......
So help me Lord!👏