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26/07/2026

Cristiano Ronaldo's Siuuu has its own Wikipedia page, gets played in stadiums worldwide, and somehow still lives rent-free in people’s heads 15 years later.
And the new cope is chef’s kiss: “Michael Jackson invented the Siuuu.

Brother, Michael Jackson invented the moonwalk, not the “leap into the sky + fist pump + scream that makes 80,000 people lose their minds.” You don’t get to retroactively claim the most iconic goal celebration in football history just because your mini midget pessi celebration is standing there looking mildly surprised he scored again.

Pessi has the Ballon d’Ors, the World Cup, the stats — fair enough.

But the Siuuu? That’s pure cultural domination. Kids on every continent do it. Stadiums erupt for it. Even rival fans know the sound by heart.

And the funniest part? Your own goat used to celebrate by putting his hands behind his ears… the exact same move. The quiet little genius was out here doing the Siuuu cosplay and still somehow got away with.
Pessi fans really out here saying “our GOAT is humble like that’s a flex and not just “he has zero aura after the ball hits the net… unless he’s busy borrowing CR7’s move.

Siuuu remains undefeated. The celebration that needs no introduction… unlike certain quiet little jogs back to the halfway line.

26/07/2026

Alright, pessi fans, gather round so I can properly deal with you. 😂

You scream “GOAT” every five seconds like it’s a religious chant, yet the 2019 The Best award still reeks of pure nonsense. The Sudan coach photographed his ballot — Salah first, Mané second, Mbappé third — signed and sealed with the federation. FIFA published Messi, Van Dijk, Mané. Same man. Same form. Completely different result. And you still act like nothing happened. 🤣

You love to shout “stats don’t lie” until the stats start pointing at mysteriously altered ballots and capital-letter technicalities that somehow only affected Salah. Egypt’s votes vanished, Sudan’s votes flipped, the Nicaragua captain insisted he never even voted for pessi… and you’re still dancing like the trophy was completely clean. Pure delusion. 😂

Keep celebrating that 2019 award like it’s sacred. We’ll just keep the screenshots and the coach’s statement right here. Every time you open your mouth about “most deserved,” the reply will be the same: “Ah yes, the one where the votes magically rearranged themselves?😂

You pessi fans are something bad. Even when the evidence is staring you in the face, you still find a way to dismiss it as a “conspiracy theory.” Stay loud. Stay in denial. The rest of us are just laughing. 😂

26/07/2026

😂😂😂 Pessi stans, sit the f**k down and let mummy Celia cook your entire personality.

Your precious little mini midget pessi was such a chr0nic, sh@meless che@t at family card games that his own mother openly admitted nobody wanted to play with him because “tarde o temprano iba a hacer una trampa.” And when the cheat still wasn’t enough? He’d throw a full toddler meltdown, scatter the cards everywhere and end the game like a spoiled br@t who just discovered he isn’t god.

This is the same soft-spoken “humble genius” y’all write poetry about every time a ref looks at him funny. The same “never dives, never complains, pure football” narrative you force-feed the internet 24/7.

Meanwhile his own mother basically said the kid was a sore-losing little ràt who couldn’t win without stacking the deck and couldn’t lose without flipping the table.
Y’all really built a whole religion around a man who was already throwing tantrums and cheating at Uno with his family before he even hit puberty. Peak delusion. Keep crying about “bias” and “protection” though… mummy already exposed the origin story in 2007. Absolute comedy.

Your pessi was born a che@ter 😂😂

26/07/2026

Ex FIFA president Sepp Blatter literally came out and said Messi receives more votes in ballon d’ors because he has a personality of a good boy. 😂

It was never about performance 😂

Good Boy my foot 😂

26/07/2026

With ur world cup you're still explaining 😭😂😂

26/07/2026

Pessians should visit the Psychiatric Hospital

゚viralシ

26/07/2026

Your abúse and insults doesn't cause anything to me, I've heard worse 😂😂

Let me introduce someone to you.

This is pessirat, the man that registered 0 shot on target against a big team.

He nearly won WC while playing AFCON 😂😂

26/07/2026

We don't forget memory 💯🎯💥

26/07/2026

Current health status of pessians 😂😂🤣

All of them don m@d

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