17/10/2024
Summer is around the corner, and there have been allegations that All Line, No Length Cricket Club have been training with the Indian cricket team in the off season.
Social T20, back next week!
14/11/2023
Out of context predictions for tomorrow's match Last Man Stands Christchurch! Check in Thursday for results!
12/11/2023
Just remember, there is no "I" in team!
Timely reminder, we welcome all skill levels, from those of us who can apparently bat right down to those who twice say no to "3" runs!
See you Wednesday, Last Man Stands Christchurch, hope The Alternative Commentary Collective show up one week!
01/11/2023
No ducks, and we batted 20 overs?
Fans, acquaintances, Repent! Check your loved ones and stay safe, because surely the end of days is here!
On a side note, we did still lose by 110 runs, so are expecting a phone call from the Black Caps selectors to poach Pete any day now.
Thanks Last Man Stands Christchurch and The Alternative Commentary Collective - want to join us in our mission? Fire us a message!
26/10/2023
Ladies, Gentleman, Fans and others, the reason for living has arrived, and we have started EXACTLY as we left off preserving our perfect record, featuring a 10 ball hit wicket duck! No skills no worries!
Also, watch this space for an exciting imminent announcement!
Mid-week T20 cricket is back, courtesy of The Alternative Commentary Collective and Last Man Stands New Zealand. Want to be a part? Hit us up!
16/10/2023
Good news, the edges work!
Next week is the start of All Line, No Length Cricket Club's second season! Hard to top our perfect record from last summer, but we gotta try, right?
Last Man Stands New Zealand
25/09/2023
This is NOT a drill people - everyone's reason to live is back next month - Social T20 Midweek Cricket! Last Man Stands New Zealand, it is our pleasure to be back!
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08/08/2023
Registrations are OPEN for this season - Wednesday night T20, be warned because we are back, baby!
02/08/2023
As we creep ever closer to the start of Spring, we get closer to the source of all things good in the world (social mid week T20 cricket). I have a good feeling about this year - maybe our net run rate will be better than -7 this year?
Related note, cant help but notice the city council didn't take the petition to build a ballistic sheild on Hagley Ave to protect passing motorists while we are in the field.
14/03/2023
Photo's that defy all belief - no money guessing who was top seed and who was 4th!
Side note, has a team ever made semi finals without winning a single game?
12/03/2023
Alright - did anyone open a book on the season and have us making the Semi Finals?
And we did it our own way - made it by default!
22/02/2023
And with today's result, All Line, No Length moves to 2 matches undefeated! Thanks, Metservice!