McLeod's Daughters FC

McLeods Daughters are please to announce the signing of a new Marquee player, Joseph Parker. Parker is expected to player as a central midfielder where the team will be hoping he'll be able to add an extra 'punch' to the attack. Parker was excited by the signing, saying 'Yeah nah Burger King's been a great help to me over my career and if I win on Thirsday they're gonna do cheap burgers for a week which will be choice'. Captain Jonathanldo 'Pink Eye' Sewellmar felt that Parker would be a huge help to the team as they aim for a maiden title, 'he's going to be a huge help as we aim for a maiden title'. Jae Youn Lee, who many have called the Asian Joseph Parker was also excited and when asked for an interview exclaimed 'Oh F**K is that Joseph Parker!?! Holy S**T he's got big hands'. Parker is expected to play his first match by the end of the year.

McLeod's Daughters is sorry to announce the termination of star striker Will Shaw's contract to create squad space for a new signing. Will Shaw has been a servant to the team over many years and the team will be sad to see him go. More on the new signing to follow tonight.

Knight in Shining Armour Jae Youn Secures Fairytale Finish for Damsel in Distress Belle

It was the sunset to a glorious career for Aaron Belle tonight at Court 3, but his spotlight was stolen by some stunning play from replacement Jae Youn Leeonel Messi. McLeod's Daughters started strong with Jack Vanderhaven collecting a finishing a deflected Jono Craig shot, but the team couldn't keep up the intensity and it was soon one a piece as Columbus hit back a rocket past the defence. Both teams traded goals for the rest of the half, with the Daughters using strong team play to pass the ball to Craig, who would inevitably ball hog and score. Leeonel Messi subbed on at six minutes and provided instant impact assisting a strong goal. But despite this at half time the Daughters were only leading 7-6.

In the team's half time huddle Captain Jonathan Sewell inspired the team with a rousing speech, 'It really excited us, made us hungry for the win' said defender Julian Annett-Chee, 'I felt really inspired after that talk, and really hungry for the win too,' he repeated. The team charged into the second half hungry and inspired, and thanks to some brilliant attacking and superior fitness were able to find the net a further six times in the half. Jonathan Sewell the Wall had a strong half in goal as well, proving he is so much more than a pretty face.

Despite his best efforts Aaron Belle could not score, however he was pleased with his efforts to sign off his career with a win. 'Yeah I'm really pleased with my efforts to sign off my career with a win' he said.

McLeod's Daughters wish Aaron Belle the most of his retirement, and hope to see him amongst the fans at a home game soon.

Congratulations to the team and all the fans for a massive 60 likes!

McLeod's Daughters play Hazara Knights at 7.55 tonight in what looks set to be thrilling encounter at Action Indoor Sports International Arena.

What are your score predictions for the game?

McLeod's Mates sent reporter Jonathan Sewell to sit down and interview new signing Jonathanaldo Messi Sewellmar.

Player Interview: Jonathanaldo Messi Sewellmar Fresh from playing his debut match, new superstar signing Jonathanaldo Messi Sewellmar sat down with interviewer Jonathan Sewell, to discuss football, the club, his life, his philosophies and Post-Soviet economic ...

BREAKING: Captain Jonathan Sewell has retired from the club. Article below. Rumours over his replacement are spreading around but South American import Jonathanaldo Messi Sewellmar is thought the most likely.

Sewell to retire! Effective Immediately! Club Captain Johnny Sewell has announced in a hastily scheduled press conference his immediate retirement from McLeod’s Daughters. Sewell has spent the past two months living in a mud hut ...

BREAKING: Rumours are swirling that club captain Jonathan Sewell could officially retire before tonight's game after a long loan period away from the club. More to follow on this breaking news.

Score prediction game update:

No one guessed the correct score, the winning team, or the margin so all players remain on the same points as they were before tonight.

Angus Ward: 0 Points

Liam Brown: 0 Points

Tyler Matthews: 0 Points

Julian Annett-Chee: -0 Points

Jack Vanderhaven: 0 Points

Jono Craig: 0 Points

Colin Craig: 0 points

Nic Fraser: 0 Points

Matthew Pont: 0 Points

We hope everyone has better luck next week :)

Well the dust has settled after a competent win, Will Shaw was potent with his boot netting 7 goals, and Jono Craig hit 4 away after arriving late to help secure the 13-6 victory. Tonight was only a friendly, but it proved the lads were able to fight it in the big leagues and not just score easy goals against children.

It's been over a month since the lad's last game when they took out the Christchurch Under 18s title. Understandably, there's a buzz around town in preparation for tonight's pre-season friendly against an unnamed division 4 side. Will the Daughters be able to match the hype and give their fans something to cheer about pre-season? Let us know your score predictions below!

McLeod's Daughters are now the champions of Christchurch!