Peto Altiora

Is it just me or is was getting pi**ed on year 10 camp the best thing? Probably just me

It’s not possible for your heart to beat any faster than that one time you greened out in year 10

What fu***it thought it would be a good idea to lower the blinds while everyone was coming into the hall?

Now I understand why the main block is so rundown; the PTA is pouring all the budget into war films and fancy lights

I worry about some of my teachers mental health more than my own

I reckon the c***s who produce toilet paper purposely make it impossible to start a new roll

Is it just me or do we care about the sport polo more than bullying

Eshay’s run Christchurch’s economy

Honestly keen to throw myself off C block just to get my hands on a Green Whistle

If you don’t exploit the self serve checkout what are you doing with your life?