29/08/2026
Go weird
Look at how kids move. (Not the ones who sit and game all day)
Perhaps think back to when you were a kid. Yes, I’m generally talking to the Gen X and maybe the slightly surrounding gens.
Your parents had no idea of your whereabouts a lot of the time, they just knew you would be back for dinner. The times when the local parks were full and the BMX bikes and Rally 20’s were the mode of transport. We ran, we biked, we wrestled, we always had a racket or a ball in hand. At home we jumped over elastics, skipped rope, swam in a para pool, played on homemade obstacle courses, and mastered the art of roller skates and pogo sticks.
What all these things have in common and is the topic of discussion is the variety of movement.
To jump, twist, run, dodge, fall, climb, skip, throw and react. It is what our bodies are made for. And it is also with each decade starting to decline. To dimmish variety of dexterity takes you from a 3-dimensional parkour pupil to a 2 dimensional more robotic like mover.
This could be why you hurt?
This could be why chronic physical dysfunction is one of the largest money industries in the world? Physical therapy, pain medication, natural remedies, healing devices, faith healing??
How do we safely put weird movements back into our week?
The problem is, if you suddenly jump back into indoor netball or try to keep up with your kids on a 5 km run, then you are going to get a very quick lesson in tissue tolerance.
The great thing about daily doses of a huge variety of movement with high impact, varied speed, multiple joint coordination and conditioning is the amount of tolerance your muscles, tendons, bones and joints adapt to and create robustness.
Of course we are the fitness centre people, so I will give you the safe journey back to being a functional weirdo.
I will list some of the cool things that our 40 and 50+ members do at our centre.
We have a movement room with judo mats and loads of challenging pieces of equipment:
- Rock climbing wall
- A throwing rebounder catch zone
- Balance boards
- A forgiving boxing bag. Great for kick training
- Soft floor mats for rolling, jumps, handstands, crawling core work
- Swiss ball exercises for balance, coordination and strengthening
- Bar hanging and gymnastic ring bodyweight maneuvering
In the main gym areas, we also encourage some weird type movements outside the normal strength routines. Pushing and pulling sleds, Kettle bell getups, where you must get from the ground to stand with a single arm loaded vertical position.
How about hand grippers and rolling fat handles for the cable attachments.
Some things that 40,50 and 60+ people avoid are speed and explosive work. There are very safe machines that can develop these skills slowly and safely. A ski Erg for upper body speed and power, a Bean treadmill that is great for developing a good run or sprinting speed again, even the simple device of a skipping rope to play with.
If you really want a paired exercise to develop some serious, weird strength skills then come in and ask for a stick wrestling lesson or even an arm-wrestling lesson. Surprisingly these both have the most stringent safety protocols.
If you wish to be a strong, fit, mobile, dexterous, resilient, and versatile human being all the way into your 70’s, 80’s and onwards then you have to do what I call front load. Every day you will have to care for your entire body holistically, meaning with a multitude of techniques, bespoke, functional and fun movement training.
This is not about anti-aging; it is about realistically empowering yourself to enjoy your days physically as we age and learning to put in the effort to earn a well-lived life.