05/07/2019
Well, we've passed the halfway point of the year, so it's time to look at the rankings table as at the end of June.
It's been an exciting month...
# Pts Team
1 928 DED: Death Stars
2 901 PCR: All Scars
3 883 WRDL: Brawl Stars
4 848 ARDL: Bolts
5 843 RCRD: All Stars
6 837 NZMRD
7 829 SCRD: All Stars
8 819 BCR: Iron Maidens
9 807 Northern Gentlemen
10 799 No City
11 770 Vagine Regime
12 764 MRD: Salty Rollers
13 760 SCSR: Motley Crew
14 755 DD: Gallow Lasses
15 753 Prime Cuts
16 749 Whenua Fatales
17 745 HRG: Coed
18 742 DED: Living Dead
19 735 NBRD: Sirens of Smash
20 719 NNRD: Hell's Wives
21 718 WCB: The Squadron
22 710 PCR: Broadside Brawlers
23 689 HRG: Raggedy Angst
24 680 RCRD: Convicts
25 661 TRC: Rumble Bees
26 657 Team Crazy Legs
27 654 Peowhairangi
28 645 TRD: Derby Dames
29 642 MRD: Paua Rangers
30 632 WCB: Night Witches
31 629 BCR: Twisted Sisters
32 626 Otautahi
33 622 SCRD: Honourable Māreikura
34 621 NNRD: Night Furyz
35 619 DD: Bonnie Brawlers
36 615 River City
37 592 HRG: Hells Belles
38 592 Queenstown
39 572 KC/DC
40 568 NBRD: Shipwreckers
41 560 Taupo
42 552 WCB: Stealth Bombers
43 548 RRD: Rebels
44 535 Quiet Riot
45 468 WRD: Valhalla Mafia
Yes, that's right, Dead End Derby Christchurch Rollergirls' Death Stars have been thrust back to the top of the table, without even having to strap on their skates, due to Whakatāne Roller Derby League's spectacular upset against Pirate City Rollers. The Brawl Stars' home track win wasn't enough to gain them another place on the table, having just pipped Auckland Roller Derby League (ARDL)'s Bolts for third last month, but it has knocked the All Scars off top spot, solidified the Brawl Stars' claim to third and closed the gap to second considerably. The top of the table looks genuinely competitive for the first time in a long time, instead of one, two and then a big gap to the rest of the table. Congratulations WRDL! Both the Top 10 Champs and the top of the rankings table just got a lot more interesting!
The next big story is that we have another two debutante teams this month, bringing us to 45 teams on the table! At the West Coast Bombers' All Day Derby event, the Northern Gentlemens Roller Skating Club and City Skaters finally strung together the entry criteria to make the table. They enter side by side, with the Gents at #9 and No City right behind them at #10, despite taking the win in their latest encounter. Welcome to the table lads! Their rankings relative to the rest of the table should be taken with a grain of salt, being based on just one game against anyone but each other, a long time ago now. It would be great if the guys could get more games against other teams to put them more securely in their place. (By default, it would count as an exhibition game for women's teams, so it won't affect your own ranking. That's negotiable either way for mixed gender teams too.)
At the same event Bay City Rollers' Iron Maidens played Whenua Fatales Roller Derby League. Despite coming away with a win on neutral ground, the Maidens gave up 15 rating points to the lower-ranked Horowhenua team. BCR slip just one place to 8th, while the Fatales' gains are not enough to prevent them slipping two places with the table below the men's teams. They sit still relative to last month's rankings at #16.
The Bombers' own Night Witches (women) and The Squadron (mixed gender) were also in action at All Day Derby, against Taranaki Roller Corps' Rumble Bees and Hellmilton Roller Ghouls' Coed team respectively.
Despite being ranked below Taranaki going into the game, the Night Witches were favourites to win according to the ranking algorithm, due to home track advantage. The Rumble Bees' win therefore qualifies as an upset, gaining them 7 ranking points from their hosts. The Bees are thus able to fly into the downwind pressure from above to hold onto their place at #25 (a "real terms" gain of 2 places). The Night Witches, despite giving up rating points, also beat the table, slipping just one spot to land at #30.
In similar circumstances, The Squadron also went into their game with the Coed Ghouls as narrow favourites due to home track advantage and similarly the visitors came away with a narrow "upset" win. In HRG Coed's case though, this wasn't enough to keep them from slipping two places with the table, "holding" at 17th, just behind the also gaining Fatales. The Squadron slips 5 places (3 in real terms) to #21.
Hellmilton's Raggedy Angst and Hell's Belles were in action this month too, hosting a double-header with the Belles facing Taupo Roller Derby League - Huka Dolls and Raggedy Angst up against PCR's Broadside Brawlers. Both games went well for Hellmilton on the scoreboard with both home teams racking up victories. It didn't go so well for the Belles on the table though, with 21 rating points going to the lower-ranked Huka Dolls. The Belles drop 2 + 1 places to #37, while Taupo fight the flow of the table to hold onto their 41st position.
Raggedy Angst went into their game as underdogs, despite home track advantage, so their upset win earned them 11 and a half points and a table-beating one place drop to 23rd position. The Broadsides drop four places (2 + 2), sliding to a stop still 21 rating points and one place on the table ahead of their opponents at 22nd.
A few places either side of the newbie men's teams we find Richter City Roller Derby's All Stars and DD - Dunedin Derby's Gallow Lasses, who played a closed-door WFTDA sanctioned game last weekend. That game went very close to prediction, with the underdog Gallow Lasses losing as predicted, but getting the better of the ranking algorithm by just shy of a point. There's no substantive impact on Rankings, with RCRD just shifting in their seat at #5 and DD dropping two places with the table to #14 due to the entry of the men's teams above.
Earlier in the month DD's Bonnie Brawlers took a road trip to visit Queenstown Roller Derby and contest the Southland Sushi Shield. The Brawlers took the predicted win, but Queenstown were able to defend their home track well enough to gain 7 rating points from the encounter. Queenstown slip two places with the table to 38th, missing out on taking 37th from Hellmilton's Hell's Belles by just a quarter point.
The Brawlers were on the road again at the end of the month, travelling to the top of the island to headline against the Sirens of Smash in Nelson Bays Roller Derby's double-header, while the DD A team played just across the strait. The Sirens were much too strong for the Bonnies away from home for the second time in a month. The home team taxed the visitors 18 rating points before sending them on their way. The Sirens hold 19th place against the flow of traffic, while the Bonnies slip 8 places (6 due to their two negative results and two more for the men's teams) and wind up in 35th.
On undercard at that event, Nelson's Shipwreckers took on Timaru Roller Derby. This game went against the home side, with the higher-ranked Dames doubling up on the scoreboard and taking home nearly 13 rating points for beating the spread. Timaru are up 3 places on a table headed in the other direction, finishing at #28, while the Shipwreckers slip a total of three places (giving up relative position to Kapiti Coast Derby Collective) and land at #40.
On the undercard of their own A-B double-header, Swamp City Roller Derby's Honourable Māreikura, who have been exceeding expectations all year finally met their match in Northland Nightmares Roller Derby's Night Furyz. The underdog Furyz beat the previously storming Māreikura by a comfortable margin, taking home 31 rating points. Nga Māreikura slip 7 places (5 + 2), pitching up at #33, still one place and one rating point ahead of the Furyz, who are up a place against the tide at #32.
In the headline game, SCRD's All Stars gave up three rating points to Northland's Hell's Wives, despite beating the visitors. The All Stars gain one place anyway, taking 7th from BCR's Iron Maidens due to slipping more slowly. Northland hold 20th place on the table, despite the men entering above them.
Finally, Sulphur City Steam Rollers hosted their annual Slam Rock event, this time against Dead End's Living Dead Rollers Roller Derby. SCSR's Motley Crew took a convincing win, even though they went into the event as underdogs on their home track. They claimed the month's biggest haul of 35 rating points from LDR, moving 4 places against the flow into 13th place. The Living Dead slip 9 places (7 + 2) to finish at 18th.
And that's it for June. As always comments and corrections welcome.
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