The Caveman Classic

What to pack for The Caveman Classic?

Clubs… obviously.
A sense of humor… highly recommended.

And one more thing…

Bring something that shows off your clan.

Matching shirts, wild outfits, questionable fashion decisions… we’ve seen it all, and we want more.

Because this isn’t just a golf game.
It’s tribe vs tribe. Stories vs scorecards.

Stand out. Be loud. Be remembered.
Worst case? Your outfit plays better than you do.
27 - 28 March 2026 | Phoenix Gold Golf & Country Club & Hard Rock Hotel Pattaya

2 days to go.

We’re ready to welcome you to The Caveman Classic.

Friday night, we take over Hard Rock Hotel Pattaya.
Old teammates, new tribe members… and a few stories waiting to happen.

This is where names turn into nicknames.
Where handshakes turn into inside jokes.
Where the weekend really begins.

See you there. Bring your game… and your better stories.
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Somewhere between your first good shot… and your “less fortunate” one…

You’ll find the Centre Kiosk.

This is where the tribe refuels.

Peaky Blinders Pattaya and Bangkok Vodka are stepping in to keep the good times flowing and the swings… interesting.

Hydration? Technically yes.
Confidence boost? Absolutely.
Decision-making after a visit? Questionable at best.

Swing by. Reload. Carry on.

Just don’t blame the kiosk for what happens next.

Welcome to Dinosaur Valley.

Ten inflatable dinosaurs. Loud. Proud. Strategically placed to ruin your perfect shot.
Your mission? Avoid all of them…

Except the pink one.

Hit that? You’re a legend.
Hit anything else? You’ve just fed the crowd a story.

It’s part skill. Part luck. Part “what just happened?”

And somehow… it always delivers.

Dinosaur Valley.
Where fairways are optional, but memories are guaranteed.

27 - 28 March 2026 | Phoenix Gold Golf & Country Club & Hard Rock Hotel Pattaya

Thanks to Golf Her Way for running this game - still time to sign up!

Putting… but make it Caveman.

Inspired by Happy Gilmore, we’re tossing tradition gently into the bushes and handing you a real hockey blade on a raw stick we picked up from the woods.

Yes. That’s your putter now.

Smooth stroke? Maybe.
Absolute chaos? More likely.
Unforgettable? Guaranteed.

Welcome to the Caveman Style Putt… where finesse takes a day off and fun steps in.

Big thanks to Golf Her Way for owning this hole and bringing their coaching magic into the madness.

Who’s got hands… and who’s just got hope?

Not all heroes swing fast.
Some just know exactly what to do.

Caveman Trivia:
Where knowledge can save your score… or expose you completely.

And when it comes to knowing what to do, we trust the best.

That’s why IFS Thailand is on this hole. Because staying sharp, staying ready, and knowing the answer before the question even lands… that’s kind of their thing.

Now it’s your turn.
Bring the brains… or bring a very convincing guess.

27 - 28 March 2026 | Phoenix Gold Golf & Country Club & Hard Rock Hotel Pattaya

Putting… but make it Caveman.

Inspired by Happy Gilmore, we’re tossing tradition gently into the bushes and handing you a real hockey blade on a raw stick we picked up from the woods.

Yes. That’s your putter now.

Smooth stroke? Maybe.
Absolute chaos? More likely.
Unforgettable? Guaranteed.

Welcome to the Caveman Style Putt… where finesse takes a day off and fun steps in.

Big thanks to Golf Her Way for owning this hole and bringing their coaching magic into the madness.

Who’s got hands… and who’s just got hope?

Getting close to the kick off to Thailand's mod fun golf weekend! Still have time to register your team!

Think you’ve got game?

Step up. Beat the Hacker.

Simple idea… until it isn’t.

One shot. One chance to prove you’re better than the guy who probably does this for a living.
Win it? Respect.
Lose it? We’ll make sure your friends remember.

Big shoutout to Global Expat Solutions for jumping in and making this one happen. Helping you is what they do… just maybe not on this hole.

So… you taking the challenge, or conveniently “adjusting your glove” when it’s your turn?

Think you’ve got game?

Step up. Beat the Hacker.

Simple idea… until it isn’t.

One shot. One chance to prove you’re better than the guy who probably does this for a living.
Win it? Respect.
Lose it? We’ll make sure your friends remember.

Big shoutout to Global Expat Solutions for jumping in and making this one happen. Helping you is what they do… just maybe not on this hole.

So… you taking the challenge, or conveniently “adjusting your glove” when it’s your turn?

Not all trophies are created equal.

Some are polished. Predictable. Sitting quietly on a shelf somewhere.

This one… has a bit more attitude.

A solid rock. No shine. No nonsense. Just waiting for the team that survives the chaos, rides the luck, and earns the story.

You don’t win The Caveman Classic trophy.
You take it.

Question is… who’s carrying the rock home this year?
27 - 28 March 2026 | Phoenix Gold Golf & Country Club & Hard Rock Hotel Pattaya

Imagine standing on a tee box…
and instead of choosing a club… you roll a giant dice.

Welcome to Caveman decision-making.

Skill helps. Luck laughs louder.

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This isn’t your usual golf weekend.
There will be chaos. There will be stories you’ll slightly exaggerate later.

The Caveman Classic is loading…

You in, or watching from the cave?
27 - 28 March 2026 | Phoenix Gold Golf & Country Club & Hard Rock Hotel Pattaya