San Donato Tavarnelle

“I love lists. Always have. When I was 14, I wrote down every dirty word I knew on file cards and placed them in alphabetical order. I have a thing about collections, and a list is a collection with purchase.”

“People are very open-minded about new things, as long as they’re exactly like the old ones.” – Charles F. Kettering

Age is like love, it cannot be hid

Mathematics is the only perfect method to lead oneself by the nose.

For some unfathomable reason, the response team didn't consider a lack of milk for my cereal as a proper emergency.

People generally approve of dogs eating cat food but not cats eating dog food.

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